Monday, January 19, 2015
1. "Wow! Finding an Occupy protester at home at 11AM on a weekday. What are the odds?"
2. Simultaneous thought-bubble: "You look nothing like your photos on M4MBarebackHookup.com."
3. "So, I guess in your case, #BlackLivesMatter more than, say, showers or deodorant?"
4. How Nature Says "I am worthless piece of crap."
5. "So, you say your disillusionment with society began when you were 11 years old and the Safe School Czar paid you a quarter to watch you poop."
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In alternate reality X244787, being a Jehovah's witness is a little different
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Nah, this is Smokin Weiner Rd, you want Weiner Cutoff Rd
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You need to know your clientele if you're gonna sell toilet pillows door to door.
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Seriously man, I'm Jesus, let me in.
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As it turns out the Metrosexual of the Month Club was not the sensational birthday present that Brian's parents were hoping for...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
(whispered) For the last time, I'm not Charles Manson's love child. Now go away... or I'll keeel you and use your throat as a Fleshlight.