Sunday, January 11, 2015

Drudge Breaking: Sandra Fluke Monument to be Added to Mount Rushmore


Best of Dr. Doom
    Nope... not big enough...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Best of The Expendable
"Ms. Fluke, I'm afraid I have bad news. You've got stalactites, and they're not covered by Obamacare."

Best of Jay Guevara
    Monument closed 5 days every month.

Best of Submariner
    Ice cold.
    Completely rigid.
    Nothing been in it since the last ice age.
    By George! I think you've found a picture of Nancy Pelosi's cant!

12 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

did she enlarge it with mindpower?

C. said...

I was wondering if it was big enough?

Dr. Doom said...

Nope... not big enough...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Great & Pompous Limbaugh claimed it was a fluke and demanded a recount. His sycophants' votes were tied with those who wanted the frigid sculpture named after Hillary.
A single write-in vote for Senator McCain's wife had to be disqualified as it was just signed "John".

-OR-

A protester from Florida named Chad was spotted hanging off the cliff and waving for help after touching the edifice with his tongue.

-OR-

Many sick intercourses wanted to submit a caption but few got their licks in.

The Expendable said...

"Ms. Fluke, I'm afraid I have bad news. You've got stalactites, and they're not covered by Obamacare."

Jay Guevara said...

Monument closed 5 days every month.

Submariner said...

"Fissure? I wouldn't WANT to touch 'er!""

Anonymous said...

Entwife supply done dried up

Anonymous said...

Pictogram: The Blue Oyster

It's a trap!

curly said...

Me rock hard now!

Submariner said...

Pretty sure this isn't the Grand Tetons...
Maybe the Cumberland Gap?

Submariner said...

Ice cold.
Completely rigid.
Nothing been in it since the last ice age.
By George! I think you've found a picture of Nancy Pelosi's cant!


yes, monors, I spelled it that way on purpose...