Sunday, January 25, 2015

Globamazell

Brender


1. SCOAMF Thoughtbubble, "If I were married to a woman, she would look like Glozell."

2. "No, Mr. President. This is my weave. Get your own damn weave."

3. "Just between you and me, the real source of all the world's problems are the greedy Jews... Hey, we're not recording yet, are we?"

4. "Needless to say, I am way better at eating Froot Loops in the bath tub than you."

Threadwinner: Mr Hankey
I, um, didn't say "Simon Says"

Best of The Expendable
One of them refers to law enforcement officers as "po-po", and has had countless memes highlighting their ridiculous antics. The other one just blew the Hulk.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
You know, that's the same shade of lipstick that Reggie uses....

Best of GregMan
"Mister President, you are so f---ed up it makes me pull my hair out!"

Best of Dr. Doom
The scene moments before the President bows to the Queen of Youtube...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Chef went with your idear of green cheetos for St. Patrick's Day and says it wears off in about 3 weeks.

17 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

If Obama had a sister......

Anonymous said...

A special guest visiting the taping of Dropping Brown Acid with LaFawnda assiduously avoids the refreshments

The Expendable said...

One of them refers to law enforcement officers as "po-po", and has had countless memes highlighting their ridiculous antics. The other one just blew the Hulk.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

You know, that's the same shade of lipstick that Reggie uses....

Anonymous said...

Apparently, he uses the color wheel for a balanced discussion, where green lips counter purple lips. And the song remains the same.

Mr Hankey said...

I didn't say "Simon Says"

GregMan said...

"Mister President, you are so f---ed up it makes me pull my hair out!"

GregMan said...

Next on CNN, live video of Dawn's head actually exploding when Obama tries to explain how wonderful his policies are.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Mr President, do you know what a "Rainbow" is?

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

The President panders to an alien of an entirely different sort...

Dr. Doom said...

The scene moments before the President bows to the Queen of Youtube...

Dr. Doom said...

Glozell futilely attempts to keep the ennui from leaking into her brain...

Dr. Doom said...

Number 376 on the list of appointments more important for the President than meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Obama interviews fluffers

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, I did see the wet paint sign on the park bench out front. Why does everybody keep axing me dat?

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Chef went with your idear of green cheetos for St. Patrick's Day and says it wears off in about 3 weeks.

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National Poison Center Network is adding a Ms. Yuck to the Mr. Yuck campaign.

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Black chillen is always getting runned over when dey's out late carjacking and mugging so I gots to thinking, glow in the dark lip balm! Want some for your kids?

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I don't think I kiss Rev. Sharpton's ass all dat much, Barack.

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I got's pica, but I still try to eat greens. What kind? Oh, lead paint chips, copper pipe corrosion, grasshoppers, Interstate road signs, piquant radium off old watches and since I'm a chronic nailbiter, for snacking I's paints my nails green.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The voodoo psychic's reaction to one look at Obamalama's hairy palms.