Friday, January 16, 2015
Have You Ever Been This Drunk?
1. "And I only pay $6000 a month for it!" Branden bragged constantly about his New York City apartment.
2. The Safe School Czar always keeps a "cold one" stashed around his office.
3. The last thing Branden remembered was Harry Reid saying, "Drink this, it will help you relax."
4. A wise sleeping choice after a midnight run to Taco Bell.
5. Brenda had heard this was a very slow glory hole, so he brought a pillow.
Best of Best of
A goldfish's idea of human burial
Best of jimmy
After an especially ugly day in the press room, Josh Earnest retreats to his "alone time" in an effort to keep hold of the remains of the soul he sold to the devil.
Best of Submariner
'Ow to speak Bawney Fwank: "The pantwy is wunning wow again..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Frat House Party = free
Booze = $400
Superglue = Priceless!