Monday, January 26, 2015

Hipsters in the Winter Snow



You really haven't lived until you've seen two Chris Hayes look-a-likes scratch each others eyes out for the last jar of organic chipotle quinoa.

Best of jimmy
Pandemonium broke out when rumors began to spread that WF was quickly running out of dolphin-safe/preservative-free/gluten-free/HFCS-free/free-range/free-trade/hypo-allergenic bottled water. The fact that it was falling from the skies, for lack of a better term, went right over their heads.

Best of Dr. Doom
In NY the run on organic hot dogs forced WF to redouble their order from the factory on Weiner Cutoff Rd in Secaucus...

10 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

OK this assumes you know who Chris Hayes is & what organic chipotle quinoa is........

Kaptain Krude said...

^^^^^^Ditto.

Anonymous said...

Rats scurry up the mast of a sinking environmentally sustainable ship

chronos z. wonderpig said...

if all y'all had just believed in Al Gore & his global warming cult, none of this would be happening!!!

jimmy said...

Pandemonium broke out when rumors began to spread that WF was quickly running out of dolphin-safe/preservative-free/gluten-free/HFCS-free/free-range/free-trade/hypo-allergenic bottled water. The fact that it was falling from the skies, for lack of a better term, went right over their heads.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Somewhere close by there is a parking garage full of Volvo station wagons, Smart cars, and Priuses...

Dr. Doom said...

In NY the run on organic hot dogs forced WF to redouble their order from the factory on Weiner Cutoff Rd in Secaucus...

Dr. Doom said...

Soon the mood of the crowd turned ugly. They began chanting "What do we want? GLOBAL WARMING! When do we want it? NOW!" Then they burned Algore in effigy and went to Starbucks for a double mocha latte...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Post Faux Recovery
The next Great Depression soup line, coming to a Whole Foods near you!

-OR-

It was never this slow when they used illegals, but I swear, Tammi, these Obamalama neo-citizens are as lazy as n-words!