Monday, January 26, 2015
Hipsters in the Winter Snow
You really haven't lived until you've seen two Chris Hayes look-a-likes scratch each others eyes out for the last jar of organic chipotle quinoa.
Best of jimmy
Pandemonium broke out when rumors began to spread that WF was quickly running out of dolphin-safe/preservative-free/gluten-free/HFCS-free/free-range/free-trade/hypo-allergenic bottled water. The fact that it was falling from the skies, for lack of a better term, went right over their heads.
Best of Dr. Doom
In NY the run on organic hot dogs forced WF to redouble their order from the factory on Weiner Cutoff Rd in Secaucus...