See what you can do with this
Best of The Expendable
While his girlfriend shopped for shoes, Bruce amused himself in the mall's new "swordfight" kiosk.
Best of chronos z. wonderpig
at least the homeless (sort of) stopped masturbating in public
Best of Dr. Doom
Looks like the new San Francisco voting booths are quite popular...
Best of Best of
You'd think this German engineering would tap into vast reserves of untapped renewable-energy by some fancy electro-chemical process separating human waste. But inside there's a pee-drenched midget fräulein pedaling a stationary bike hooked up to a generator--with a web cam, of course.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The mall architect was convinced the modern ad kiosk planters would be a hit until building maintenance reported they were being mistaken for porta-potties. Advertisers were quietly refunded their money.