Wednesday, January 21, 2015

.... It Had a Hook In It

1. ORA: "Hercules! Hercules!"

2. Maxine Water's "wig-wrangler" stands by in case things get wild.

3. Obama pointed into the audience. "I didn't get a scream and clap like a f--king retard out of that man."

4. Maxine Waters... the congresswoman voted 'Most Likely to Drown While Standing Outside in a Rainstorm' 13 years running.

5. And then the botox kicked in and she was unable to close her mouth for a week; no one in Congress noticed.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Ohhhh ... de Camptown ladies sing dis song, doodah doodah ...
"Everybody!

Best of The Expendable
Opening her mouth as wide as she can, and holding her hands ten inches apart, Maxine sends a not-too-subtle message to the President.

Best of Mr Hankey
Critics reactions to "Madea Goes To Congress" were mixed.

13 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh, dey's gonna give us more free sh!t!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Ohhhh ... de Camptown ladies sing dis song, doodah doodah ...

"Everybody!

Dr. Doom said...

Voice of President Obama: "I and I say to my fellow Amerikkkans it is well past time we righted our ship and embarked on a voyage called personal responsibility..."
Representative Waters (while jumping up and down): "Yaaaaay, Yaaaaay, wait what?"

The Expendable said...

"Five... Five... Five dollar foot longs..."

The Expendable said...
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The Expendable said...

Opening her mouth as wide as she can, and holding her hands ten inches apart, Maxine sends a not-too-subtle message to the President.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Maxine Waters, C'mon Down!
Maxine and her Tea Party blind date have different reactions to being chosen as contestants for tonight's CBO Price Is Right game show.

Mr Hankey said...

Critics reactions to "Madea Goes To Congress" were mixed.

Mr Hankey said...

Kyle's Tinder date was happy to tell her friends that he wasn't lying.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wardrobe Malfunction?
Did Maxine's pink mustache just imitate Ron Paul’s loose eyebrow?

Submariner said...

Some people just have the Master's knack for the classic whoopee-cushion gag...

Submariner said...

"WHOOOOOO!"
"#44 - that's ME! Get some cold cuts! Get some cold cuts! I'm gonna get some cold cuts today!"


Maxine does her impression of Ickey Woods on hard times to protest the evil Republicans refusing to pay for every minority want. And pins final blame on George W Bush...

Anonymous said...

.....on iodine bottles!