Friday, January 23, 2015

Metaphor Alert



Best of chronos z. wonderpig
M'Chel's sex toy is loaded onto the transport for her next vacation.......

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
"What's the shipping address?"
"Weiner Cutoff Rd."

Best of Jay Guevara
Once she was appointed Secretary of the Air Force, Sandra Fluke instituted some changes.

Best of dadoctah
Uh-oh. Looks like the DoD is up to something not kosher.

Best of Dr. Doom
There is an Aspacher Catering joke in there somewhere but i couldn't drag it up...

Best of Bryan
This pretty well sums up the Obama Strategic Doctrine.

Best of The Expendable
"Wait a minute... you were supposed to loading a shipment of secret sauce on the plane. Back out and go get it... Wait... come back in... no... back up... now back in... annnddd... there's the sauce."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I am so tired of these mother&*^*^ wieners on this mother&*^*^ plane!"

Ang Lee, of course, at the helm.

Best of Best of
RAMMING SPEED!!

Best of Submariner
Bawney Fwank sniffed; "I've had biggah..."

20 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

M'Chel's sex toy is loaded onto the transport for her next vacation.......

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"What's the shipping address?"
"Weiner Cutoff Rd."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Obama, jealous of the popemobile, orders his own

Jay Guevara said...

Once she was appointed Secretary of the Air Force, Sandra Fluke instituted some changes.

John Schneider said...

And you thought the Navy was the effeminate branch of the service.

dadoctah said...

Uh-oh. Looks like the DoD is up to something not kosher.

Dr. Doom said...

The caterer hired by the Secretary of State for the State Dinner with Prime Minister Netanyahu arrives on scene...

There is an Aspacher Catering joke in there somewhere but i couldn't drag it up...

Dr. Doom said...

The Air Force finally decides to get tough with ISIL...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

An advance copy of the newly approved Kansas Puritans Sex Education risque textbook cover.

-OR-

Two Perspectives
Woman all over the country are smirking at the small penis implication, while men are bemoaning the vaginal tunnels they've encountered that you could drive a Mac truck through after paying a toll.

-OR-

US military pranks terrorists by allowing them to capture a purportedly high tech DNMHV (dune navigating mess hall vehicle.)
Months later, Iran brags about having cleverly reverse-engineered the DNMHV's, with a fleet of them in a Tehran parade. Shortly thereafter, Iran executes 4 soldiers for serving pork hot dogs.

-OR-

Wondering if Obamalamacare covers emergency room visits for hotdogmobiles that get caught in C5A zippers?

Bryan said...

This pretty well sums up the Obama Strategic Doctrine.

jimmy said...

Couple on stair-steps: "Oh, dear...that's NOT mayonnaise, is it?"

The Expendable said...

"Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile..."

The Expendable said...

"Wait a minute... you were supposed to loading a shipment of secret sauce on the plane. Back out and go get it... Wait... come back in... no... back up... now back in... annnddd... there's the sauce."

Submariner said...

Hmmmmmmm, Looks like a classic BO administration leak that Barry is going to announce he's having Anthony replace Chuck as SECDEF... I'm sure HuffPo and MessNBC will run with it as "Brilliant!" and "Just what the country needs!"

Submariner said...

US Airforce; only1 served

(per bomb dropped)

Submariner said...

But can you imagine the size of the toilet that C-5 sh!ts on?!?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I am so tired of these mother&*^*^ wieners on this mother&*^*^ plane!"

Ang Lee, of course, at the helm.

Anonymous said...

RAMMING SPEED!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Damn the condiments, full speed ahead!

WordVerify: carries urPosse - what the bouncing hispanic pimpmobile does

Submariner said...

Bawney Fwank sniffed; "I've had biggah..."