Monday, January 05, 2015

Neutered Male Monday

I suspect that even without feminism, he wouldn't be inclined toward masculinity.


1. "Man, it's like, there's all this social pressure to be a big butch jock... a big butch jock with strong, yet oh-so-tender hands... (sigh)... but of course, I totally reject that."

2. It's not just in this photo, he's pretty much never in the "top bunk" IYKWIMAITTYD. (If you know what I mean and I think that you do.)

3. "Yeah! Take that Dad!"

4. Other side of sign: "I still support Barack Obama."

5. Other side of the sign, "I just want to put on a tiara and hang around with little girls."

Threadwinner: The Expendable
"I don't want to be manly. I don't want to marry the princess. I don't want huge... tracts of land. I don't want any of that. I just want... to sing."

Best of USMC2841
    Congratulations! You've succeeded.

Best of Jay Guevara
    Not to worry.

Best of Submariner
    Nice to see Pat still in the spotlight after the SNL gig...

Best of GregMan
    Achievement unlocked!

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
    Wish granted, cupcake!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Facebook provides subtle clues for parents who don't talk with their kids enough.

Best of Best of
I need feminism because I want my ass kicked in college as it was all through grade and high schools.

19 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Is that a chick or a dude?

USMC2841 said...

Congratulations! You've succeeded.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Angus T. Jones selfie he used to get a casting call for Two and a Half Men?

-OR-

Victim of a sexting prankster
Girls promise gullible guys a BJ if they copy a funny sentence sent via smartphone and hold it up to their web camera. Todd would later tell his folks he thought, "Hell yeah, what can go wrong?"

-OR-

In the old days, that sign would have earned Billy/Billie a 4-F draft deferment. Nowadays, he's an Army of One!

Jay Guevara said...

Not to worry.

Dr. Doom said...

"I'll take completely unrelated concepts for $800, Alex," selected the contestant...

Dr. Doom said...

Meet Bruce, one of the candidates for the clinical trials of Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power...

Submariner said...

Hillary's short list for Veep is a photo blog?

Submariner said...

Nice to see Pat still in the spotlight after the SNL gig...

GregMan said...

Achievement unlocked!

GregMan said...

Trust me, kid, that's got to be #43,816 on your list of things you have to worry about.

GregMan said...

Flip side: "I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

Wish granted, cupcake!

dadoctah said...

Worst. Subterranean Homesick Blues parody. Evar.

The Expendable said...

"I don't want to be manly. I don't want to marry the princess. I don't want huge... tracts of land. I don't want any of that. I just want... to sing."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Facebook provides subtle clues for parents who don't talk with their kids enough.

-OR-

Elmer's folks always said he was perfectly normal except for losing the power of speech at age 7. Lately, however, they'd noticed his messages taking a disturbing turn.

-OR-

Did Jethro wrote that on the inside of his Pizza Hut mini-penis-in-a-blanket carton?

-OR-

Not surprisingly, his black juvie cellmate was delighted to support feminism.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Complain to the editing department:


Did Jethro write that on the inside of his Pizza Hut mini-penis-in-a-blanket carton?

Submariner said...

Where'd you find the early pic of Shrillary?

Steve O said...

Achievement unlocked!

Anonymous said...

I need feminism because I want my ass kicked in college as it was all through grade and high schools.