Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Someone's in the kitchen with Joybags


1. From the episode of 'Bewitched' where Darren finally wised up and told Sam to use her magic for breast enlargement. (This was, of course, in the Dick York era, not the Dick Sargent era.)

2. "Cooking would be so much easier if my legs weren't encased in a chainlink fence."

3. No one on Voyager could figure out why 'Fifties Suburban Hausfrau' was 7 of 9's favorite holodeck program.

7 comments:

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

You would probably find things cook faster if you turned the gas burners on, Blondie.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

just cooking up some Weiner Cutoffs for lunch.....

Anonymous said...

Well, that's one way to
scramble eggs

Whacko said...

She's one grease splatter away from breast reconstruction surgery.

The Expendable said...

It takes three hands to stir fry vegetables... One to stir, one to hold the lid, and one to hold the pan handle. Charlene doesn't have three hands, but she has the next best thing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lost episode of the original Twilight Zone. In retrospect, Thing (Addams Family) later admitted regretting turning down the part of a sick intercoursey hand that reached out of the pan and honked the bags because he was afraid of being typecast.

-OR-

The Honeymooners pilot starred a bosomy blonde but the censors had a cow. Some say Gleason's drinking problems began soon after Corabelle was let go.

Kaptain Krude said...

Geez, borrow a cup of sugar from her, and you'll become diabetic.