Wednesday, February 18, 2015

50 Shades of Banana

Schneider


Best of tinman
Double-ended dildo: you're doing it wrong.

Best of Dr. Doom
Apparently Chiquita has determined that middle aged bisexuals are an underserved demographic...

Best of BPatMan
Mom!!! OMG! Stop posting pics of you and Dad on twitter!

Best of Best of
Ladyboy and the Tramp, the prequel to

One Thousand and One Sterilizations

Best of dadoctah
Sonny and Mary Bono in happier times.

Best of Mr Hankey
"Deep Throat Part Two" suffered from a lack of direction

Best of Nose
Dr Goodall returned to life among her own species, assimilating to most norms. Most.

14 comments:

Mac said...

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

tinman said...

Double-ended dildo: you're doing it wrong.

Dr. Doom said...

Apparently Chiquita has determined that middle aged bisexuals are an underserved demographic...

Anonymous said...

Hillary, the early years

BPatMan said...

Mom!!! OMG! Stop posting pics of you and Dad on twitter!

Anonymous said...

Ladyboy and the Tramp, the prequel to

One Thousand and One Sterilizations

Anonymous said...

Don't let Erdo─čan peg you two for re-enacting Lawrence of Arabia.

Mr Hankey said...

Gene Simmons' parents liked to French kiss

Anonymous said...

A crime-fighting tool which deters like nothing else, the Enrique Breathalyzer singlehandedly wiped out drunk-driving statistics

dadoctah said...

Sonny and Mary Bono in happier times.

Mr Hankey said...

"Deep Throat Part Two" suffered from a lack of direction

Nose said...

Dr Goodall returned to life among her own species, assimilating to most norms. Most.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kansas GOP legislators say they quickly approved the new Abstinence Can Be Just as Fun as Sex video because it teaches healthy eating habits, too.

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As I heard it, Hector sneezed... ATDHE

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Reuters says an open mike recording has surfaced of what Biden was whispering to Ashton's wife on stage.

curly said...

Jose was surprised to learn that the “B” in “LGBT” stood for banana.