Saturday, February 21, 2015
1. "Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf--king pandas on this motherf--king plane!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"See? It's right here in the guide book! I'm a panda. Pandas, and I quote, 'eats bushes, shoots, and leaves!' Now where is your girlfriend? I've got a bush to eat!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"I can see it is Vegan," said Mr. Panda, "But is it Organic? I specifically said I required Organic..." The emergent Chinese economy has created a whole new class of divas...
Best of curly
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me....
Best of Nose
Ladies and gentlemen, as we prepare to land please stow tray tables, raise your seats to their full upright position, and check the security of your bear's plastic diaper.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Just whisper three little words to me, Chang.
Mile High Club