Wednesday, February 04, 2015

Another Ritalin Candidate


1. "Huh, not real... and not even that spectacular."

2. 30 years later, authorities would be baffled by the trail of pale, headless female corpses that stretched across nine midwestern states.

3. Billy's parents took a proactive approach to preventing teh ghey.

4.  The store was leery of firing the Mohammedan who insisted on beheading all of "Infidel Bitch Slut Mannequins" out of fear of all manner of reprisals.

5. "Ah, this takes me back to the good old days when boobs were as large as my head."

Threadwinner curly
Billy’s aspirations to become a TSA agent became apparent at an early age.

Best of Best of
David Bowie or Marilyn Manson Museum?

Best of Dr. Doom
"Nope waaaay too fat," muttered a young Dub...

Best of Billy's friend Johnny
"Head? She didn't have no head." Billy struggles to explain his first sexual encounter.

Best of Best of
This one is nice but I can't reach the drink holder.

Best of Mr Hankey
Kyle was wondering why there wasn't a cool butterfly and dragon tattooed like grandma's.

Best of Best of
Baby's first trip to deBlasio's retro petting zoo on 42nd Avenue

Best of metalgarth
"Catholic Pre School Boys in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Best of Whacko
A young Bruce Jenner has a glimpse of his future.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
CRASH!
It took years of therapy to convince Jimmy that girls' heads don't come off if you touch their bewbs.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hey! Hey, you chalk-faced whore! Well, you're not really chalk-faced, because you don't have a face. But if you had one, you would totally be chalk-faced. Because your skin is... well, it's not really like chalk. It's more of a... well, more of a peach. But 'peach-faced whore' doesn't really have the same sort of, uh, sort of zing to it."

The head writer of Family Guy does some research for an upcoming episode.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

The artless dodger

Anonymous said...

The latest generation, puzzled at old the rite of finding discarded porn in bushes, question why didn't guys back then didn't fire up their 3-D printers, instead of scouring shrubbery.

Anonymous said...

David Bowie or Marilyn Manson Museum?

Dr. Doom said...

"Nope waaaay too fat," muttered a young Dub...

dadoctah said...

Hide and seek. Ur doin it the way I wish I could get away with.

Billy's friend Johnny said...

"Head? She didn't have no head." Billy struggles to explain his first sexual encounter.

Anonymous said...

This one is nice but I can't reach the drink holder.

Mr Hankey said...

Kyle was wondering why there wasn't a cool butterfly and dragon tattooed like grandma's.

Anonymous said...

Tyke hikes jumper, finding tits no plumper, hits the bottle at full throttle

Anonymous said...

Although world-class titty twisters are born, not made, even they must practice early and often

Anonymous said...

Baby's first trip to deBlasio's retro petting zoo on 42nd Avenue

metalgarth said...

"Catholic Pre School Boys in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

racerboy said...

Notice the left hand on the thigh. Clearly this one's an Honors student...

Billy's friend Johnny said...

"The scaredest I've ever been was when I made a move on my first girlfriend right there in a department store," recalled Brian Williams as he tried to ease the tension on the chopper flight into Fallujah.

Whacko said...

A young Bruce Jenner has a glimpse of his future.

curly said...

Billy’s aspirations to become a TSA agent became apparent at an early age.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mom, this feels just like Aunti Pelosi's skin!

-OR-

This is a manny kin?
Yes, it is.
what did Daddy mean?
About what, honey?
He said sleeping with you was like sleeping with a manny kin.
DID he, now? Well, tomorrow, you can ask him how it feels to sleep in the garage... for.the.rest.of.his.#$*@!%.life.

-OR-

Reminds me of one of my dad's earliest sex ed talks at Macy's.

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CRASH!
It took years of therapy to convince Jimmy that girls' heads don't come off if you touch their bewbs.

-OR-

Pop's Thawtbubble: "Today, you are a man."
The first time a son cops a feel.

-OR-

Young Slick Willy follows his abusive stepfather's advice... "Divert her attention with yer right hand as you slides yer left hand up her thigh. And don't dribble on her clothes and make a stain!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey! Hey, you chalk-faced whore! Well, you're not really chalk-faced, because you don't have a face. But if you had one, you would totally be chalk-faced. Because your skin is... well, it's not really like chalk. It's more of a... well, more of a peach. But 'peach-faced whore' doesn't really have the same sort of, uh, sort of zing to it."

The head writer of Family Guy does some research for an upcoming episode.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Where's my cupcake, bitch?"

Anonymous said...

And we can build this dream together
standing strong forever
nothing's going to stop us now

Markus ARyanas said...

"Oh hell yes, I'm thirsty as fuck."

Mr Hankey said...

The moment Kyle's parents knew that his peek-a-boo days were over.