Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Caption This? I Can't Even Explain This


1. "You know, these waiting room chairs are really uncomfortable."

2. "I swear to God, Dad, if you sing 'Shoot that poison arrow through my hear-ar-ar-art' one more time, the next one is going into your nutsack."

3. A young John Rambo's entire adult life was shaped by this one childhood experience.

4. "No, I don't want the apple. It's got your hair product all over it."

5. Timmy would never again attempt to 'play Cupid;' and his parents' marriage dissolved six weeks later.

Best of Double the U
yeah well maybe next time Dad will buy me a Playstation 4 like I asked.

Best of curly
This year’s NAMBLA Valentine’s Day ad was almost Rockwellesque.

Best of curly
Just moments before being harvested for his carbon offsets, Billy’s Dad would quickly discover that his white privilege meant nothing to the ObamaCare Death Panel.

Best of Dr. Doom
On No - I hope that stupid meme is mot trying to make a comeback...

Best of Mr Hankey
Bear hunting at NAMBLA day camp.

16 comments:

Double the U said...

yeah well maybe next time Dad will buy me a Playstation 4 like I asked.

Whacko said...

William Tell's brother, Ralph, never quite got the hang of archery.

curly said...

This year’s NAMBLA Valentine’s Day ad was almost Rockwellesque.

curly said...

Just moments before being harvested for his carbon offsets, Billy’s Dad would quickly discover that his white privilege meant nothing to the ObamaCare Death Panel.

dadoctah said...

"I used to be patricidal like you, until I took an...oh, crap."

Dr. Doom said...

Cougar hunting, U R Doin' it RONG...

Dr. Doom said...

On No - I hope that stupid meme is mot trying to make a comeback...

Dr. Doom said...

Rodney: "Well sir we were out on Weiner Cut-off Road practicing..."
Sheriff: "Is that when you were shot with the arrow?"
Rodney: "What arrow?"

Dr. Doom said...

The Adventures of Young Dick Cheney...

Dactyl said...

I was just cleaning it, and it accidentally went off. I swear!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Made by the same folks who brought you Lawn Darts, the Boomerang Arrow™ never caught on.

-OR-

Sorta reminds me of the old cartoon -
Doc, my neck's been killing me since I put this jacket on this morning!
(Try removing the hanger first.)

-OR-

NURSE: I've bad news. An accident victim with a telephone pole up jammed up his rectum got the last bed.
MELVIN: Darn, Looks like I'll be stuck here all night.

-OR-

Sir, Obamalamacare relies heavily on self-diagnosis.
1__ Are you sure you have an arrow in your chest?
2__ Have you tried inexpensive herbal remedies?
3__ Have you paid the fine for not buying coverage last...
Sir, wake up! I'm not finished with the interrogation.

-OR-

How do you feel?
It only hurts when I laugh.

Whacko said...

Nurse: "Sir, what is the nature of your "emergency?"

Mr. Tell: "mumbled expletive."

Nurse: "Well you know that is not covered as a pre-existing condition under Obamacare."

Mr. Tell: "Ralph, please tell me you have at least one more arrow."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hollywood Factoids you did not know #49937
Before his Fawlty Towers fame, a much younger John Cleese used to wear disguises and prank emergency rooms... until he was banned.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Liberal Parenting 101
Father, tell nurse you won't press charges.
Oh, no, won't be pressing charges, nope nope no sir-reee!
Father, tell nurse it was just a misunderstanding.
Ah yes, no worries. Just a wee bit of a misunderstanding with m'boy. He wanted a pony for his birthday, his mum and I felt socks and a book would be better. What were we thinking? ah hah hah

Steve O said...

Oh yes, definitely bring the bow. We want to be able to explain how it happened.

Mr Hankey said...

Bear hunting at NAMBLA day camp.