1. Brought to you by Mutual of Folsom Street.
2. Most popular item in the gift shop: Ass Fragrance.
3. "Suggestion: We stop letting the Safe School Czar organize our school field trip."
4. "So, this where you met mom? That explains the gimp suit, I guess."
5. "I hate sneaking in through the back entrance, it's always so messy back there."