Monday, February 02, 2015

Huh, Naked Cowboy


1. The man was later hospitalized with a nearly fatal case of shrinkage.

2. "Excuse me, I seem to have missed the exit for Weiner Cutoff." "Apparently so."

3. For once... *not* Florida.



 Best of curly
The divorce court ruling seemed to favor the wife.

 Best of Dr. Doom
"Wait, stop, I'm trying to tell you about Ron Paul," cried Bruce...

 Best of Dr. Doom
The Mayor of Seattle pays off his bet in suburban Boston while muttering, "How do you not run Marshawn Lynch from the one yard line?"

 Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The cops in this area are perhaps a little too tolerant. He was cited for jaywalking and released. They found his frozen body about 3 miles north of here.

 Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "Hey! I'm walking here!"

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Still smarter than "the Call".

jimmy said...

Passing motorist: "Honey, look! One of the Blue Man Group escaped!"



curly said...

The divorce court ruling seemed to favor the wife.

racerboy said...

Standard Cap #77: "Hey, ya know where a guy can get a rub 'n a tug round here?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Wait, stop, I'm trying to tell you about Ron Paul," cried Bruce...

Dr. Doom said...

Number 271 on the list of signs nature uses to say STAY AWAY...

Dr. Doom said...

Unfortunately Carl forgot you are not supposed to eat the yellow snow...

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

'Ow to speak Australian: Snow Plowed...

Dr. Doom said...

The Mayor of Seattle pays off his bet in suburban Boston while muttering, "How do you not run Marshawn Lynch from the one yard line?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: Oh for Pete's sake, since when does Sasquatch wear a hat? Pack it up, I hear we're not far from Hooker Valley.

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The cops in this area are perhaps a little too tolerant. He was cited for jaywalking and released. They found his frozen body about 3 miles north of here.

satted said...

Obviously someone lost a superbowl bet...

The Expendable said...

Bruce, being the FNG at New York's Street Department, falls victim to the old "go restripe the yellow lines on Seaman Avenue" prank.

Mr Hankey said...

At least someone in town is looking for a "job"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Hey! I'm walking here!"

Mr Hankey said...

A streaker from the '70's witnesses hell freeze over with the news that Bruce Jenner is a trannie.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jerry made good money panhandling, especially after he started telling stranded motorists that urine acts faster than lock de-icers.

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As you can see, really serious exhibitionists seek out a captive audience.

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It seemed like such a great prank until Warren was raped by a moose.