Friday, February 20, 2015
Joe Biden as a Ginger Kid
1. Best. Make-a-Wish-Foundation. Gift. Ever.
2. "You know, some would have opted for orthodonture over breast implants, but I think you girls chose wisely."
3. "Your souls are mine!!!"
Fat kid exhibits Pavlovian response to an abundance of toilet paper
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Decades later in the retirement home, a balding gray-haired Bill O'Reilly admitted the stories he told were embellished. For instance, he never actually made it to first base.
Best of Dr. Doom
Premature ejaculation in 3...2...1...
Best of curly
…and then Dawn’s tits exploded.
Best of Submariner
Ron Weasley got a bit chubby during 4th year, didn't he?
Best of Mr Hankey
Kyle knew what he was doing when he saved his allowance for a whole year.