Friday, February 20, 2015

Joe Biden as a Ginger Kid


1. Best. Make-a-Wish-Foundation. Gift. Ever.

2. "You know, some would have opted for orthodonture over breast implants, but I think you girls chose wisely."

3. "Your souls are mine!!!"

Best of
Fat kid exhibits Pavlovian response to an abundance of toilet paper

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Decades later in the retirement home, a balding gray-haired Bill O'Reilly admitted the stories he told were embellished. For instance, he never actually made it to first base.

Best of Dr. Doom
Premature ejaculation in 3...2...1...

Best of curly
…and then Dawn’s tits exploded.

Best of Submariner
Ron Weasley got a bit chubby during 4th year, didn't he?

Best of Mr Hankey
Kyle knew what he was doing when he saved his allowance for a whole year.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Beat me again like that please!
says red headed step child.


Anonymous said...

Going gaga over split ends and not split uprights is what hairdressers do

Anonymous said...

In a bid to be viewed as hip and relevant, The Partridge Family reboot will feature more incest and ecstasy than you can shake a Marcia Brady at

Anonymous said...

Fat kid exhibits Pavlovian response to an abundance of toilet paper

Anonymous said...

How the clans Bonaduce and Bialik intertwined, and the press dubbed the unholy union, "Bonalik," in most egregious christening since Greenland

Anonymous said...

Tommy Boy: That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. Now the pet is my possible sale. [holds a dinner roll] Oh, my pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stroke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe, I love it, I love my little naughty pet, you're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the dinner roll] OOOOOOHHH! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right?

Anonymous said...

Fat kid gets aroused seeing shredded crumbs lying below girl's mobile cheese grater

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As.close.as.he.ever.gets

-OR-

The first male DUFF seems perfectly content with the title.
*teen girl slang for Designated Ugly Fat (girl)Friend

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Decades later in the retirement home, a balding gray-haired Bill O'Reilly admitted the stories he told were embellished. For instance, he never actually made it to first base.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You knew it had to happen. Charlie Sheen's producing a teen sexploitation series for HBO called Two and a Half Women.

Dr. Doom said...

Premature ejaculation in 3...2...1...

dadoctah said...

Tony Orlando and Dawn. Ur doin it srsly rong.

curly said...

…and then Dawn’s tits exploded.

curly said...

Billy worshipped the inventor of x-ray vision contact lenses.

Submariner said...

Subby said...

This childhood photo explains a lot about dub...

Submariner said...

Ron Weasley got a bit chubby during 4th year, didn't he?

Jay Guevara said...

Take a good look, carrot top. It's as close as you're ever going to come.

Mr Hankey said...

Kyle knew what he was doing when he saved his allowance for a whole year.

Mr Hankey said...

Just shows you what a big cock can get you even in jr high.