Sunday, February 22, 2015

Oh, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar


Rock Hudson will finally be receiving ... a Memorial Oscar tonight.

Best of Mr Hankey
Obama has Hollywood reconfigure the Oscar to kneel towards Mecca.

Best of Best of
How nice they've commemorated Sally Field getting them to like her--to really, really like her.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Really? A statue commemorating Nick Stokes leaving CSI? Geez, what will they think of next?

Best of curly
Kiki Smith’s famous sculpture, “Obama’s Foreign Policy”, is often used as a metaphor prop when going for ‘weak’ or ‘inept’.

Best of Dr. Doom
"And the Oscar for Best Portrayal of an Amerikkkan Middle Class Taxpayer goes to...", intoned the presenter.

Best of Submariner
The bicycle racks in San Fran are a bit different...

Best of Best of
The gold man's anal cavity has been declared to be “a safe space for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderfuck, Polyamourous, Bondage/Disciple, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism (LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM) communities and for people of sexually or gender dissident communities."

18 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee's Oscar was a bit... different from the others. It also shot pudding out the back.

Anonymous said...

The cocaine is the bait...
The position is the trap.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

ORA: poopchute.com

Mr Hankey said...

Obama has Hollywood reconfigure the Oscar to kneel towards Mecca.

Anonymous said...

How nice they've commemorated Sally Field getting them to like her--to really, really like her.

Anonymous said...

This presents Oscar Bait in a hole new light.

Anonymous said...

Kneel before Sod, your water commissioner, puny Californians

Anonymous said...

Sculptor beclowns self with anatomically incorrect side-boob

Kaptain Krude said...

Really? A statue commemorating Nick Stokes leaving CSI? Geez, what will they think of next?

dadoctah said...

"It's not a real Hollywood party until they have to carry you out."
-- Virginia Rappé

curly said...

Kiki Smith’s famous sculpture, “Obama’s Foreign Policy”, is often used as a metaphor prop when going for ‘weak’ or ‘inept’.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In a parallel universe where Jabba the Hutt was ghey...
After escaping the Carbonite, Hans Solo outfitted the Millennium Falcon with hemorrhoid pillow seat inserts but refused to explain why to Chewie.


-OR-

Hollywood Deleted Scenes Trivia
When captured, James Bond learned that Goldfinger was something of an amateur proctologist.
A lesson learned cannot be unlearned.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Muslims made a stink about the classic Oscar statue, so of course Hollywood liberals immediately caved before Obamalama issued an executive order.

Dr. Doom said...

"And the Oscar for Best Portrayal of an Amerikkkan Middle Class Taxpayer goes to...", intoned the presenter.

Submariner said...

"I'm Barack Obama, and I approved your tax dollars to pay for this Hollywood tribute to me."

Submariner said...

The bicycle racks in San Fran are a bit different...

Dr. Doom said...

"And the Oscar for the Best Portrayal of an Incompetent World Leader goes t_

Sadly the world would never know who won the Oscar due to a sudden strike from a Hellfire missile... Of course this scenario is completely preposterous - you know who won anyway ... don't you?

Anonymous said...

The gold man's anal cavity has been declared to be “a safe space for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Queer, Questioning, Flexual, Asexual, Genderfuck, Polyamourous, Bondage/Disciple, Dominance/Submission, Sadism/Masochism (LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM) communities and for people of sexually or gender dissident communities."