Friday, February 27, 2015
Teddy Ruxpin in Rendition
1. "For the last time... where is the bomb!"
2. ISIS released another horrifying decapitation video this week.
3. "Oh, bother..." Pooh regretted running afoul of the Chicago PD.
Best of chronos z. wonderpig
"It's baby powder, I swear it's baby powder!"
Best of Best of
Teddy Ruxpin realizes white privilege in a black world might look good on paper, but carries the weight of the world with it.
Best of Dr. Doom
Encouraged by the Valentine's Day success of its Big Hunka Love Bear, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company rolled out its Giant Pile O Blow Bear for St. Patrick's Day...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Revised CIA Interrogation Techniques
Waterboarding = OUT
Terminator-flattening Hydraulic Press = IN
Best of jimmy
Winnie the Pooh's squeaky-clean image was tarnished this week after secret footage of a 1978 visit to Studio 54 was uncovered in news archives. Eeyore was said to be "greatly depressed" by the news.
Best of GregMan
The Holy Shroud Of Pooh was only brought out for viewing once every few years.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"You're not going to walk away from me this time, you chalk-face whore!" Ang Lee is at it again!
Best of tonn
Seth MacFarlane’s remake of Scarface, starring Ted opens next week, at a theatre near you