Monday, February 23, 2015

The Laughing Witch


1. "And then I said... 'What difference does it make?'"

2. Delighted Hillary fans cheer as she queefs  the entire Communist Manifesto.

3. "Eeeyaw~ Eeeyaw!"

4. "And then I told them how we landed in Bosnia under sniper fire..."

5. "Dammit, lower jaw, unhinge already. That child isn't going to eat itself."

Best of curly
Nobody could pull off an impromptu Monty Python “I fart in your general direction” impersonation like Hillary.

Best of Nose
"Ouch! Right in the balls"

Best of Best of
Gary Busey has never looked more coherent

Best of USMC2841
If she would have done that for Bill we would have never heard of Monica.

5:36 PM Delete
Best of Dr. Doom
"And then I told the Congressional Budget Committee that our security budget was just fine but we could use a few dozen Priuses," Chortled Hillary

Best of Dr. Doom
"So then I sent Huma's husband out to Weiner Cutoff Road to campaign," laughed Mrs Clinton, "To press the flesh - so to speak..."

Best of Submariner
"The snitch; it brings us pleasure!"

Best of KaptainKrude
ORA: "And then I sent him to China to die!" The recasting of Mimi Bobeck is inspired.

24 comments:

curly said...

Hillary’s “Channeling Pol Pot” lectures were both informative and fun.

curly said...

Nobody could pull off an impromptu Monty Python “I fart in your general direction” impersonation like Hillary.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Where will YOU be when your clitoral rings pinch?

-OR-

Apparently, the leprechaun delivered a box of Lucky Charms... with a size 10 magical boot.

-OR-

Aeeeiiiiii!
The ben wah balls Slick Willy gave Hillary came with the "Reach Out & Touch Someone" shocker upgrade.

Nose said...

"Ouch! Right in the balls"

Anonymous said...

Coo-coo-ca-choo, Mrs. Parkinson's.

Anonymous said...

Ready for Hillary's Depends change!

Anonymous said...

Gary Busey has never looked more coherent

Anonymous said...

Off camera, she's getting relief from her Harfing itch

jimmy said...

Hillary later regretted that hearty laugh when the Rose law firm files "spontaneously re-emerged" from their hiding place.

Jay Guevara said...

"And they STILL haven't figured out that we're all Reds!"

Submariner said...

♪I don't want anything else.
When I think about the Presidency,
I touch myself.
Ohhhh,
I don't want anything else.♫

Oh no,
Oh No,
Oh NO!

Oh crap - I just Shi-ited myself...

Submariner said...

Hillary Campaign Ad #1, Take 472:
Speed!
Action!

"I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton and I'm here to tell you how much I LOVE America...

tee hee...
Ha-Ha!
>snort!<
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHA!
HA

OK, OK...
Honest, I can DO this..."

USMC2841 said...

If she would have done that for Bill we would have never heard of Monica.

Dr. Doom said...

"And then I told the Congressional Budget Committee that our security budget was just fine but we could use a few dozen Priuses," Chortled Hillary

Dr. Doom said...

"So then I sent Huma's husband out to Weiner Cutoff Road to campaign," laughed Mrs Clinton, "To press the flesh - so to speak..."

Submariner said...

10 Candidates enter; 1 candidate leaves!
10 Candidates enter; 1 candidate leaves!

Submariner said...

"The snitch; it brings us pleasure!"

Submariner said...

♪You puts your clenis in.
You pulls your clenis out.
You puts your clenis back in...♫

Cmon Huma, honey; do the hokey pokey with me?

Submariner said...

♪Oh-Oh-OhK! lahoma
Is a red state
That I've never bothered to visit..♫

GregMan said...

"They thought Obama was bad, wait until they see me! AH HA HA HAAA!"

Mr Hankey said...

With the exclamation of a touchdown coming from the crowd behind her, Hillary parlays her inner Doug Baldwin and takes a crap onstage in celebration. The Seattle crowd goes crazy!

Markus ARyanas said...

Hillary showing proof, she CAN deep throat a brotha!!!

Markus ARyanas said...

Hillary laughed so hard, she sharded out the front!!!

KaptainKrude said...

ORA: "And then I sent him to China to die!" The recasting of Mimi Bobeck is inspired.