Sunday, February 08, 2015

The Real Challenge Is *NOT* Going Staight for the Attenborough References


Best of Mr Hankey
Nobody's dates had a worse Walk of Shame than Tarzan's

Best of David Attenborough
Brunettes are the most popular group in the female kingdom. We feed them and tame them and think we know them. And yet they inhabit a world which is really rather mysterious.

Best of Mr Hankey
When my Fairy Godmother gave my wish, she turned the rabbits to horses, the mice to coachmen and the squirrels to hookers.

Best of Mac
When I'm a hundred I won't be tired of looking at that picture.

Best of USMC2841
In Clinton's fantasy world naked women grow on trees. No, not Bill.

Best of USMC2841
Here we see the American Beaver attacking a tree.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
All the university police would say to reporters was that it was a helluva frat party.

Best of Best of
As you can see,
the skank tree
is in full bloom.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Behold the cougar in her natural habitat, I will stay here in the Jeep while Jim goes over to capture her", whispered Marlin Perkins. Ang Lee's remake of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom was definitely not suitable for prime time...

26 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

Nobody's dates had a worse Walk of Shame than Tarzan's

Mr Hankey said...

Embarrassing booty call at the Ents.

David Attenborough said...

Brunettes are the most popular group in the female kingdom. We feed them and tame them and think we know them. And yet they inhabit a world which is really rather mysterious.

curly said...

The Army’s latest cloaked drone resembles a sleeping wench when not flying.

dadoctah said...

Ang Lee's reboot of the classic Popeye "sleepwalking" cartoon seen here:

http://youtu.be/G66ohV1SY9w

Mr Hankey said...

If Billy Mays sold Krazy Glue...

Mr Hankey said...

When my Fairy Godmother gave my wish, she turned the rabbits to horses, the mice to coachmen and the squirrels to hookers.

Anonymous said...

Just a squirrel trying to get a nut

Mac said...

When I'm a hundred I won't be tired of looking at that picture.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

dreaming of a Sybian

USMC2841 said...

In Clinton's fantasy world naked women grow on trees. No, not Bill.

USMC2841 said...

Here we see the American Beaver attacking a tree.

Nose said...

#knothole

Mr Hankey said...

One of those complications with taking ABILIFY they don't tell you about.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bah! Stupid google ate it the first time.


David Attenborough's younger brother whispered - (just kidding, I'll accept your challenge, Sir VtheK)


All the university police would say to reporters was that it was a helluva frat party.

-OR-

The Ent wishes to express his deep appreciation to the FDA for expanding the approved uses of Viagra.

-OR-

Sally woke the next day with a nasty poison ivy rash, the taste of sap in her mouth and absolutely no recollection of how she got in the tree. It was then that she finally admitted she was an alcoholic.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Got Wood?

-OR-

Camille loved rough sex but even she regretted taking the Cameltoe Slide dare.

-OR-

BDSM Fetish Horse = FAIL

-OR-

Patient Zero: genital herpes trans-species jump

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CBS teaser to boost ratings for SURVIVOR.

Anonymous said...

As you can see,
the skank tree
is in full bloom.

Dr. Doom said...

Fluking Sierra Club Style...

Dr. Doom said...

"Behold the cougar in her natural habitat, I will stay here in the Jeep while Jim goes over to capture her", whispered Marlin Perkins. Ang Lee's remake of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom was definitely not suitable for prime time...

Anonymous said...

Ever wonder how fish are fooled by a lure?
It's knot that hard.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh noes, I couldn't resist...

David Attenborough whispers: Our coffee girl Molly has bravely offered herself as bait. The Sasquatch trap is set! Now we wait. MOLLY, you brought condoms, right?

-OR-

As he slowly and quietly dropped trow, Ranger Hal thought about the great story he'd be able to tell his grandkids.

-OR-

GROW SOME WOOD!
The National Arbor Day Federation executive board gave their unanimous approval to the new ad campaign.

Dr. Doom said...

That's how life is post Obamacare. One day you are a law abiding taxpayer living the Amerikkkan dream. The next you are another IRS victim, naked and sleeping in a tree...

Kaptain Krude said...

Everyone agreed that the porn remake of "The Evil Dead" was just not necessary.

Jay Guevara said...

It was quite a party.

tonn said...

Once you go black walnut, you never go back.