Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Things That Have Crotches



1. CDC officials are baffled as Dutch Elm Disease begins showing up in California STD Clinics.

2. If that were Ann Coulter, she would freeze to that tree.

3. Apparently, the Knights who say 'Ni' could not locate a herring.

4. What do you call a woman who pretends to be the girlfriend of a gay ent? A Treebeard.

5. I have a sudden craving for maple syrup.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You know it's been a great Lilith Fair when you're so drunk you're convinced you're stopping a tree from tipping over.

Best of dadoctah
I'm normally against reboots of established characters, but I honestly have no problem with the new version of Mary Katherine Gallagher. Superstar!

Best of Dr. Doom
Nasty case of splinters in 3...2...1...

Best of Best of
faerie cosplay is the laeziest of seamstress

Best of Mr Hankey
Julie only "thinks" she was raped by Bill Cosby.

Best of Mr Hankey
Cialis finally gives up on the bathtub commercials.

22 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Suzi wakes up from her dream.....

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Gee, your bark smells terrific."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As substitute teachers go, Cassie had a memorable way of reminding the slow kids not to lick frozen flag poles.

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Now, this is a religion I could get behind. IYKWIMAITYD

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The new "Stand Tall" Viagra commercial wasn't all that subtle but it got by censors because there's no side boob.

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You know it's been a great Lilith Fair when you're so drunk you're convinced you're stopping a tree from tipping over.

dadoctah said...

I'm normally against reboots of established characters, but I honestly have no problem with the new version of Mary Katherine Gallagher. Superstar!

Anonymous said...

Barking maddy

Anonymous said...

Two books combined for a special Arbor Day Edition:
The Joy of Sex and The Mote in God's Eye

Nose said...

This gives me a hardwood-on.

Whacko said...

Bruce Jenner here, Bruce Jenner there! Enough already!

satted said...

The state of most Americans after the passing of the next Obama budget.

Anonymous said...

Hey look! Its Twiggy!

Anonymous said...

Beginners often start with nature's stripper pole until the thighs strengthen

Dr. Doom said...

Nasty case of splinters in 3...2...1...

Anonymous said...

Raise awareness of bough through ow by getting anal for Gaia

Anonymous said...

faerie cosplay is the laeziest of seamstress

Anonymous said...

Brunette with no body seeks comfort from nobody

Mr Hankey said...

Julie only "thinks" she was raped by Bill Cosby.

Steve O said...

I suspect she's a big Bush supporter.

Steve O said...

Bruce Jenner shows some AMAZING progress!

Anonymous said...

Alanis Morrisette demonstrates Canadian foreplay eh

curly said...

Must have been a dogwood.

Mr Hankey said...

Cialis finally gives up on the bathtub commercials.

Anonymous said...

The Hep-C Giving Tree