Monday, March 02, 2015
Get in my Belly!
1. "And welcome back to 'Corpulent Politicians Attempt Crochet'..."
2. "So, basically, I get to be Jeb's Vice President. Isn't that awesome?"
3. "Don't make me mad, Laura Ingraham. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad."
4. "Oh, you're not Ann Coulter? Sorry, all you skinny white bitches look alike to me."
5. "No, just stand over there and throw cheespuffs into my mouth. It's fun, I promise."
Best of USMC2841
Do we have a larger chair? I'm one cheeking it here.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Well it's a pretty exclusive club, we call it Can't Produce Any Credibility," explained the Governor, "Right now it is just me, Obama, and Boehner..."