Monday, March 02, 2015

Get in my Belly!


1. "And welcome back to 'Corpulent Politicians Attempt Crochet'..."

2. "So, basically, I get to be Jeb's Vice President. Isn't that awesome?"

3. "Don't make me mad, Laura Ingraham. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad."

4. "Oh, you're not Ann Coulter? Sorry, all you skinny white bitches look alike to me."

5. "No, just stand over there and throw cheespuffs into my mouth. It's fun, I promise."

Best of USMC2841
Do we have a larger chair? I'm one cheeking it here.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well it's a pretty exclusive club, we call it Can't Produce Any Credibility," explained the Governor, "Right now it is just me, Obama, and Boehner..."

8 comments:

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Bring me Solo and the Wookiee!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Doug Heffernan's back as King of Queens! Here he is pranking a talking head who mistakes him for that "other" white meat in Joisey.

-OR-

Sure, I know the words to King of Queens!
♫ ♩ "My eyes are getting weary
My back is getting tight
I'm stuck in Ft. Lee New Jersey
On the George Washington Bridge tonight." ♬ ♪
Wait! That was a Freudian slip. Do over! Do over!


-OR-

Why yes, I have dropped a couple pounds. Went to Fat Camp last month, ate s'mores... hell, I ate all the s'mores and everything in the cafeteria that wasn't nailed down... so the other kids staked me to an anthill for a week. Mostly lost water weight, but it counts, it counts.

USMC2841 said...

Do we have a larger chair? I'm one cheeking it here.

Whacko said...

"Yes, I did hug Obama. But if you look closely at the picture you'll see I was giving the secret sign that I was being coerced."

curly said...

“I thought CPAC was a meeting for us pachyderms.”

Dr. Doom said...

"What's with all the questions." wheedled Mr. Christie, "I was told there would be a buffet..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Well it's a pretty exclusive club, we call it Can't Produce Any Credibility," explained the Governor, "Right now it is just me, Obama, and Boehner..."

Mr Hankey said...

And my first action as president will be to overturn the call on Dez Bryant. That was a catch and both me, and my Vice President Jerry Jones, will correct the error.