Monday, March 09, 2015

Hisssssssssssss!


1. "'When Rabid Elderly Rottweilers Attack,' next on Fox."

2. The Arkansas Broadhipped Dingbat can turn fierce when cornered.

3. "Keep throwing the Holy Water. 'The Power of Christ compels you! The Power of Christ compels you!'"

4. "... and your little dog, too!"

5. It wasn't just Sigourney Weaver who was famous for shouting "Get away from her, you bitch!" It also happened anytime Donnal Shalala or Janet Reno got too close to one of the interns.

Best of Nose
Her own thumb was the last thing Mary saw before the (frickin') laser beams shot out of the Hilmonster's eyes and turned her into a pile of ash.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
"I don't even know what email is!!!"

Best of Best of
She's either coo-coo for cocoa puffs or
gaga over those ta-ta's of Lady Gaga

Best of Submariner
Is it just me or does this perfectly match what you'd imagine James Carville would look like with hair?

Best of Dr. Doom
"NO NO NO - and for the last time, that server is deader than Vince Foster," screamed Mrs. Clinton, "Now take a hint O'Reilly..."

Best of metalgarth
Who leaked the new Iron Maiden album cover?

Best of Tim
Cthulthu awakens

Best of GregMan
"KHAAAN!!!

Best of Whacko
"I'm not afraid of you, Mr. Gowdy, I have pieces of guys like you in my stools!"

Best of Best of
"Damn! No venom sacs!"


29 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"R U ready for Hillary!!!"

Anonymous said...

It should be no surprise; Betty White's mind had to go sometime

Anonymous said...

Womyn recoil when hearing sexist term, "email."

Anonymous said...

Hillary's assistant: Dammit, security, I said admit no snake charmers or fakirs!

Anonymous said...

No drool doesn't rule out Drain Bamage

Nose said...

Her own thumb was the last thing Mary saw before the (frickin') laser beams shot out of the Hilmonster's eyes and turned her into a pile of ash.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"I don't even know what email is!!!"

Anonymous said...

She's either coo-coo for cocoa puffs or
gaga over those ta-ta's of Lady Gaga

Submariner said...

Cap This! standard #3

Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?

Submariner said...

WHOA!
John McCain's really let himself go!

Submariner said...

Looks like Hillary's practicing for her post-politics career as a MessNBC talk show host...

Submariner said...

Is it just me or does this perfectly match what you'd imagine James Carville would look like with hair?

Submariner said...

The exact moment the snitch went off...




v word - holit

Submariner said...

"She-who-must-not-be-named..." rises from the crypt and begins collecting her remaining Death-Eaters.

Dr. Doom said...

Cap This! standard #13:

Number 1237b on the list of ways nature says STAY AWAY

Dr. Doom said...

"NO NO NO - and for the last time, that server is deader than Vince Foster," screamed Mrs. Clinton, "Now take a hint O'Reilly..."

metalgarth said...

Who leaked the new Iron Maiden album cover?

Tim said...

Cthulthu awakens

jimmy said...

Talk about an internet troll.

Mr Hankey said...

Who wants a cookie?

Mr Hankey said...

"You can't handle the truth!!! Oops..."

GregMan said...

"KHAAAN!!!

GregMan said...

The "Screaming Goats" meme never really stood a chance against "Screaming Hillarys".

Whacko said...

"I'm not afraid of you, Mr. Gowdy, I have pieces of guys like you in my stools!"

Anonymous said...

"Damn! No venom sacs!"

Mac said...

We need to put that on a tee shirt

Submariner said...

ORA:

"V"
Just before the face-peel...

Submariner said...

Mac said...
We need to put that on a tee shirt


And cap it "Are you REALLY ready for Hillary?"

Dr. Doom said...

"I'll take Incompetent Government Officials Who Don't Know When To Retire for $2000, Alex," stated Mrs. Clinton...