Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Hold Me


1. "And I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I... will always... love you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u."

2. "Thanks for being my human shield, buddy."

3. ORA: A young Tommy Wiseau cops a feel on a young Jim Parsons.

4. Axe body spray. 60% of the time it works every time.

5. "It's okay, man, I'm gonna miss Leonard Nimoy, too."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"And I will hug him, and I will squeeze him, and I will love him, and I will pet him, and I will call him George! George is my friend!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jeez, Nancyboi, it's just a mouse.

Best of Dr. Doom
Looks like the Metrosexual of the Month Club is well received in some parts of the country...

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
Well, a nice piece of Butt Cake would make me feel better!

Best of The Expendable
Bruce Jenner demonstrates her motherly instincts.

8 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Gay sex: Your doing it wrong.....

Kaptain Krude said...

"And I will hug him, and I will squeeze him, and I will love him, and I will pet him, and I will call him George! George is my friend!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"There there, buddy. I'm sure Jeb will do better in the coming polls. You just gotta have faith, buddy... I mean, you just gotta have non-denominational faith, of course!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jeez, Nancyboi, it's just a mouse.

-OR-

Quakers have some of the oddest dance customs.

-OR-

OK, Zeke, I get it. You're gonna miss me. Now let go.
muffled - Can't.
Awww, not the old watchband caught in the hair trick, again?
muffled - Nope, I covered myself with Superglue.

-OR-

Monkey on your back... U R Doing it Rong

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the Metrosexual of the Month Club is well received in some parts of the country...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Well, a nice piece of Butt Cake would make me feel better!

The Expendable said...

Bruce Jenner demonstrates her motherly instincts.

curly said...

I just don’t get the whole weasel-on-a-woodpecker meme.