Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Mile High Club
1. "It's over Reggie. Not that you weren't great, but I need someone more submissive. Now help me get Boehner into the gimp suit."
2. "M'Chel is in the back twerking with Ellen. Shall I get you a barf bag?"
3. "So, I am guessing I shouldn't ask any questions about the naked black boy with the iPad crying and rubbing his ass?"
Best of Best of
After taking a hit off some of that Blue Ice, man, I'm tripping balls. My pupils are dilated more than a young boy's keister at Hawaiian juvie.
Best of The Expendable
"I... umm... distinctly remember... umm... leaving my wallet in my... umm... jacket pocket, and now it's... umm... gone. You're the only other... umm... black man on Air Force One, Reggie, so I'm... umm... I'm going to have to ask you to... umm... to empty your pockets."
Best of chronos z. wonderpig
"Wait a minute Reggie...when the flight started wasn't I wearing the blue shirt?"
Best of Dr. Doom
Where are all the German pilots when you really need them?
Best of Submariner
"Trust me, sir. That REALLY IS the East Wing Door."
And just that fast, America's problem was solved