Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Mile High Club


1. "It's over Reggie. Not that you weren't great, but I need someone more submissive. Now help me get Boehner into the gimp suit."

2. "M'Chel is in the back twerking with Ellen. Shall I get you a barf bag?"

3. "So, I am guessing I shouldn't ask any questions about the naked black boy with the iPad crying and rubbing his ass?"

Best of Best of
After taking a hit off some of that Blue Ice, man, I'm tripping balls. My pupils are dilated more than a young boy's keister at Hawaiian juvie.

Best of The Expendable
"I... umm... distinctly remember... umm... leaving my wallet in my... umm... jacket pocket, and now it's... umm... gone. You're the only other... umm... black man on Air Force One, Reggie, so I'm... umm... I'm going to have to ask you to... umm... to empty your pockets."

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    "Wait a minute Reggie...when the flight started wasn't I wearing the blue shirt?"

Best of Dr. Doom
    Where are all the German pilots when you really need them?

Best of Submariner
    "Trust me, sir. That REALLY IS the East Wing Door."
    And just that fast, America's problem was solved

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laws don't apply when you in the sky.

skybill said...

Mile High Club eh??'Guess we have to be "PC" eh? Those of us who are old enough remember that the monicker was reserved for consensual "hethero" sexual sex between the two parties engaged in an aircraft in flight at an altitude of at least 5280 feet above ground level (AGL). Otherwise if MSL (mean sea level) was used then two people could go out and bang on the runway in Denver and claim "Mile High Status!!" These jokers in the photo don't qualify!! Like Dude, do you really think Barry would boast being butt F#&%ed at 5.2K by his butt buddy?? I didn't think so. Got Gunz??,
III%,
skybill-out

Anonymous said...

After taking a hit off some of that Blue Ice, man, I'm tripping balls. My pupils are dilated more than a young boy's keister at Hawaiian juvie.

The Expendable said...

"I... umm... distinctly remember... umm... leaving my wallet in my... umm... jacket pocket, and now it's... umm... gone. You're the only other... umm... black man on Air Force One, Reggie, so I'm... umm... I'm going to have to ask you to... umm... to empty your pockets."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Reggie: "Bacon Sex?"
Barry: "Forget the Bacon, I'm Muslim!"

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Wait a minute Reggie...when the flight started wasn't I wearing the blue shirt?"

Dr. Doom said...

Where are all the German pilots when you really need them?

Dr. Doom said...

"Have a seat and strap in," directed Mr. Obama, "I'll be around in a bit to make sure everything is in the fully upright and locked position..." The staffers have come to dread the President's trips on Air Force 69...

Submariner said...

I've about had it with these Mothahf***in' apes on this Mothahf***in' plane!

Submariner said...

No, Mr. President; we don't have any pudding cups on board. Why?

Submariner said...

"Trust me, sir. That REALLY IS the East Wing Door."

And just that fast, America's problem was solved

Kaptain Krude said...

Harold and Kumar Go to ___________.



(It doesn't really matter where they go, just so long as they GO!)