Wednesday, March 11, 2015

The Horse in the Hole

Best of Sarthurk
John Kerry has stooped to a new low in his career.

Best of Best of
No child's gonna see horse cock on this field trip after the school board discovered that documentary about that guy who died.

Best of kg
That reminds me... I haven't heard anything about Sarah Jessica Parker lately.

Best of Best of
The old west pioneered many things, equine glory holes being one

Best of Submariner
Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker is slated to star in C.H.U.D. III

Best of Best of
Perverted horses must go the distance in the age of sidesaddles and riding skirts

Best of Waldo
"MARCO!"

Best of jimmy
Is it 2017 yet?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Eh, what's up, doc?
Scooter thought he'd nailed the role of Bugs Bunny, but he never got a call back for a second reading.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
"Pssst, kids! You can hide from M'Chel's eating shovel down here!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Well that's the last time I'll ever ask Mrs. Clinton about her e-mails," thought Mr. Ed ruefully...

Best of Submariner
Would one of you come get Danny Radcliffe and take him home? He needs a Snickers bar of r\something...

Best of Russ in Oregon
"Enumclaw. The Underground Tour".



32 comments:

Sarthurk said...

John Kerry has stooped to a new low in his career.

Anonymous said...

Who blabbed about the sugar mines within earshot of Mr. Ed ?

Anonymous said...

No Triple Crown this year? Get back in that hole! And take note, kiddies; topside is for winners only in this petting zoo.

Anonymous said...

Kids, back in my day we didn't have your fancy video games, with all your Activision Pitfall excitement. No, we stuck ornery horses in pits, who'd bite our bums as we jumped across for kicks.

Anonymous said...

Feet firmly planted on Terra Filly

Anonymous said...

No child's gonna see horse cock on this field trip after the school board discovered that documentary about that guy who died.

kg said...

That reminds me... I haven't heard anything about Sarah Jessica Parker lately.

Anonymous said...

Learn from my example, kids. Don't be lured into compromising positions by slutfoxhounds

Anonymous said...

The old west pioneered many things, equine glory holes being one

Anonymous said...

Mr. Ed, dubious about historical climate patterns, claims to seek his own conclusions in pawing the strata. I dunno; his muzzle's frosted with more salt than all those empty margarita glasses left back in his stall.

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Soon...."

Anonymous said...

Old horse soldiers don't die; they just sink into clay

Anonymous said...

Horse Hockey Cheating Scandal Unearthed!
-AP Wire

Submariner said...

Looks like Sarah Jessica Parker is slated to star in C.H.U.D. III

Anonymous said...

Occupy calculates the amount of horsepower necessary to excavate for the town's new water main

Anonymous said...

Edgar Allen Poe's horse resigned himself to accept misinterpretations of the "carrot and stick" metaphor by his master

Anonymous said...

Perverted horses must go the distance in the age of sidesaddles and riding skirts

Anonymous said...

In its rush to tell pie-in-sky nonsense, mythology forgot all about the noble mole-horse chimera

Anonymous said...

The arrival of the To Catch a Predator crew forces underground a bronco fearful his reputation for busting cherries will land him in the pokey

Waldo said...

"MARCO!"

jimmy said...

Is it 2017 yet?

Dr. Doom said...

Animal cruelty or just a typical Saturday night in Enumclaw? You be the judge...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As the data-mining whores at Google pile on more and more intrusive tracking cookies, it's now taking 4 or 5 attempts just to get comments to stick, not to mention pre and post cookie block resets. I've really enjoyed playing V's Caption This! these past 4 or so years, but a POX on Google.



Anyone could become a miner!
Union officials' hyperbole warned of dire consequences if right-to-work states barred miners from unionizing.

-OR-

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice...
Well, this sure is embarrassing. The old sugar cubes and carrot trap and I fall for it again.

-OR-

Eh, what's up, doc?
Scooter thought he'd nailed the role of Bugs Bunny, but he never got a call back for a second reading.

-OR-

The original X-Files SQUEEZE episode script called for a predatory horse that could crawl through small vents, but everyone involved felt it was totally unbelievable that a horse would build a nest under an escalator.

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Thawtbubble: There ain't a glue factory been built that I can't escape from!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

GREAT ESCAPE V - Horse Soldier POW's Revenge
Sarge, the escape tunnel is about 50' shy of the woods!

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Who knew Mexican drug cartels were non-discriminatory when it came to hiring mules?

Dr. Doom said...
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Anonymous said...

After Budweiser laid us off, we went our separate ways. Lucky for me, Jiffy Lube was hiring.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Pssst, kids! You can hide from M'Chel's eating shovel down here!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Well that's the last time I'll ever ask Mrs. Clinton about her e-mails," thought Mr. Ed ruefully...

Submariner said...

Would one of you come get Danny Radcliffe and take him home? He needs a Snickers bar of r\something...

Submariner said...

I can't quite tell; is that Sara Jessica Parker or John Kerry who's dropped in for dinner?

The Expendable said...

Lou: Is that a hole horse?
Bud: That's right, it's a whole horse.
Lou: How long has he been a hole horse?
Bud: Why, his whole life, of course.

...

Lou: You're really an ass hole, Bud.

Russ in Oregon said...

"Enumclaw. The Underground Tour".


.................Russ in Oregon