Monday, March 30, 2015

Two of These Things Are Not Like The Others.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Opting for the eyelash implants, she thought the other girls stupid for their avoidable back pain--that is until the crick struck down her proud, stiff neck

Anonymous said...

Gee, I hope nobody notices I'm semi hard

Submariner said...

What the heck is Mahoney do-oo-ooing?!?

Submariner said...

Mammary Meg (on the end) was one of the most memorable Bond villains yet.

Submariner said...

The Fembot malfunction of initial failure to deploy her nipple barrels would have allowed Austin to leave unventilated. Of course, he didn't...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

the obvious candidate got the job at the Sex Bacon Company

The Expendable said...

Seeing her old Delta Chi Omega sisters should have thrilled Muffy, but somehow she felt deflated.

Anonymous said...

Why didn't Uncle Joe grope me?

Whacko said...

Bruce Jenner's thought: "Titties! All I wanted were kitties. Was that too much to ask?"

Mac said...

I can see my penis from here.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what sort of pageant takes place; this contestant knows celebrity judge Jim Norton always casts his vote for a submissive tranny

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Susie always crosses the finish line first......

Anonymous said...

Gots to let the girls breathe!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Gee", Tiffany breathed softly to herself. "The Vice President didn't put his hands on my shoulders and whisper in my ear like he did to that b!tch Meggan. I wonder if there is something wrong with me?"