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Opting for the eyelash implants, she thought the other girls stupid for their avoidable back pain--that is until the crick struck down her proud, stiff neck
Gee, I hope nobody notices I'm semi hard
What the heck is Mahoney do-oo-ooing?!?
Mammary Meg (on the end) was one of the most memorable Bond villains yet.
The Fembot malfunction of initial failure to deploy her nipple barrels would have allowed Austin to leave unventilated. Of course, he didn't...
the obvious candidate got the job at the Sex Bacon Company
Seeing her old Delta Chi Omega sisters should have thrilled Muffy, but somehow she felt deflated.
Why didn't Uncle Joe grope me?
Bruce Jenner's thought: "Titties! All I wanted were kitties. Was that too much to ask?"
I can see my penis from here.
It doesn't matter what sort of pageant takes place; this contestant knows celebrity judge Jim Norton always casts his vote for a submissive tranny
Susie always crosses the finish line first......
Gots to let the girls breathe!
"Gee", Tiffany breathed softly to herself. "The Vice President didn't put his hands on my shoulders and whisper in my ear like he did to that b!tch Meggan. I wonder if there is something wrong with me?"
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