Wednesday, March 25, 2015

When a House and a Bus Love Each Other Very Much


1. "Is this your stop?"

2. Never hire Kelsey Grammar as your bus driver.

3. "And then the driver started screaming 'Allahu Akbar!' and that's all I remember."

4. "After the 500th chorus of 'Wheels on the Bus,' she apparently just snapped.

5. "It just lost traction from all those people Obama has thrown under it."

Threadwinner Kaptain Krude
    Boy, Harrison Ford is really having a bad month, isn't he?

Best of jimmy
    Home schooling--UR doin' it wrong!

Best of Best of
Knowing that threats of "don't make me come back there" are ineffective, the efficient bus driver brings them to her

Best of of
 Recruiters dream of a kid who displays the aptitude to avoid school by removing the bus's wheel well and impeding the air brakes of one side in Bender's Game

Best of Double the U
    The red flashing lights are not on so I am pretty sure the house is not at fault.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Drivers Ed under the new Common Core guidelines leaves a lot to be desired...

Best of jimmy
PTA protest groups around the country picketed theaters as Sandra Bullock single-handedly killed her career this week with the release of "Speed 4: Back to School".

Best of Submariner
    Blue Collar Pittsburgh version of the Space Shuttle love triangle! Film at 11...

Best of Steve O
    Never enter "Obama's Iran Policy" into your GPS.

22 comments:

jimmy said...

Home schooling--UR doin' it wrong!

Anonymous said...

Bumper sticker: A German is my Co-Pilot

Anonymous said...

Knowing that threats of "don't make me come back there" are ineffective, the efficient bus driver brings them to her

Anonymous said...

How It's Made: Short Buses

Anonymous said...

The Amtrack buyout of Greyhound is right on track

Anonymous said...

That crossing-guard bitch set me up!

Anonymous said...

Fast N Plowed

Anonymous said...

And the SJW varsity team takes the field

Anonymous said...

Recruiters dream of a kid who displays the aptitude to avoid school by removing the bus's wheel well and impeding the air brakes of one side in Bender's Game

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ooh, yeah baby, you like that, don't you", Rod crooned softly as he slowly entered his submissive lover. "I've got another few feet to go, and then we'll really start having some fun."

Dr. Doom said...

"I don't know officer," replied the driver, "That Sex Bacon truck came out of nowhere and next thing I know we were half way into the Wiener's living room..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"So then the guy says that no, he doesn't want to hear about no damn Ron Paul, and to get the hell off of his lawn. So the guy runs back to his bus, and... yes, it's his own bus. I don't know where he got it, I just knows that he got it. Now will you let me finish the story? Thank you. So the guy runs back to his bus, and drives it into the side of the house. Yeah, that's it, what else were you expecting? 'Wry twist'? What is that, some kind of snack bread?"

Double the U said...

The red flashing lights are not on so I am pretty sure the house is not at fault.

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for Obama Administration Middle East Foreign Policy...

Dr. Doom said...

Drivers Ed under the new Common Core guidelines leaves a lot to be desired...

Kaptain Krude said...

Boy, Harrison Ford is really having a bad month, isn't he?

jimmy said...

PTA protest groups around the country picketed theaters as Sandra Bullock single-handedly killed her career this week with the release of "Speed 4: Back to School".

Submariner said...

Note to self; "Door to door" does NOT, repeat - NOT - extend to the bedroom...

Kaptain Krude said...

Liberals will crow triumphantly that there is no crash debris, thus proving that it is a giant conspiracy to give a pretext to invading Iran. In the end, the cry of "It's all George W. Bush's fault!" will echo from one end of the country to the other.

Steve O said...

Obama tries to show that he's a better bus driver than his bus driver.

Submariner said...

Blue Collar Pittsburgh version of the Space Shuttle love triangle! Film at 11...

Steve O said...

Never enter "Obama's Iran Policy" into your GPS.