Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Ewwwwwwww


1. Hot lesbian make out action... for Subby!

2, Tonight, on a very special Maude... 

3.  Makes you wonder how much surgery and botox go in to keeping Jodi Foster and Ellen DeGeneres from looking like this.

4. Oh, sorry ladies, didn't mean to stumble in on your Episcopalian church service.

5. "You taste like fishsticks. But I don;t remember eating fishsticks."

Best of Best of
    Those neck sacs aren't gonna re-inflate themselves

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    I liked the spaghetti scene better in "Lady and the Tramp"...
    Also, that scene didn't make me barf in my mouth.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    I imagine the honeymoon as less of a "69" and more of an "88".

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Barbara shows off her advanced glass-blowing technique by forming a perfect Frank Castanza.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Cagney & Lacey is still on the air?

Best of dadoctah
    Mr Wizard explains how orbits work.

Best of The Expendable
    I don't understand. If they're both such big Hillary supporters, why is one wearing an "I Love Bush" pin on her lapel?

Best of Submariner
Janet Reno (back left), celebrates as her Mom finally makes an honest woman out of her other Mom.

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Sir Elton? Rep. Frank? Table for two? Your table is ready," called the Hooters waitress...

 

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those neck sacs aren't gonna re-inflate themselves

Anonymous said...

A bad situation gets worse at Charm City Cakes

Son Of The Godfather said...

I liked the spaghetti scene better in "Lady and the Tramp"...
Also, that scene didn't make me barf in my mouth.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I imagine the honeymoon as less of a "69" and more of an "88".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ah, the sweet, sweet taste of Riccola and Dentu-cream... Nectar of the Gods.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Are YOU beach-body ready?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Guys don't make passes at lesbos with glasses.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Barbara shows off her advanced glass-blowing technique by forming a perfect Frank Castanza.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I have seen your future, Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials... It is NOT pretty.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cagney & Lacey is still on the air?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Ladies and other ladies, I present to you; Mrs. and Mrs. Spelunker!"

Anonymous said...

We're going to need a bigger rose!

dadoctah said...

Mr Wizard explains how orbits work.

Anonymous said...

After seeing Bruce Jenner is this really shocking or disgusting?

The Expendable said...

I don't understand. If they're both such big Hillary supporters, why is one wearing an "I Love Bush" pin on her lapel?

The Expendable said...

Everyone is so focused on the lesbian wedding that no one noticed the woman on the right sliding her fingers under the little girl's skirt! That's just wrong.

The Expendable said...

Correction: The Times incorrectly identified the people in the above photograph as actress Phyllis Smith (The Office) and former Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein. The correct caption should have read, "Roseanne Barr greets her gal-pal Janet Napolitano at the recent San Francisco Earth Day rally." We apologize for any confusion.

Submariner said...

Janet Reno (back left), celebrates as her Mom finally makes an honest woman out of her other Mom.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Your first cap really hurts, V. Did you label it because you really didn't think I would KNOW what it was?

Submariner said...

"Guests are invited to join Mrs. and Mrs. Dawn at the "Five Finger Discount Reception" being held for them in the 9th Ward Old Navy. Please bring your own shopping bags for whatever reception gifts you decide to take home..."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

AH - now we know why her mom did not teach Hillary how to give head

Anonymous said...

Teletubbies reunion

chronos z. wonderpig said...

there is a Wir Suchen Dich! joke here somewhere

Dr. Doom said...

"Sir Elton? Rep. Frank? Table for two? Your table is ready," called the Hooters waitress...

metalgarth said...

This *is* "Hot Girl on Girl Action" in the O'Donnell house

Kaptain Krude said...

When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long,
And you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong,
Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snows
Lies the seed that with the sun's love
In the spring becomes the rose...

that will be in a lesbian wedding.

Brew-Jay said...

Hawt