Friday, April 10, 2015

Another Heteronormative Microagression Trigguer

Schneider

1. Some white girls find the traditional mating call ("I'm SO drunk") too subtle.

2. ORA: The Bluth's edgy web ad brought a lot of business to the banana stand.

3. Jackie's impression of "Every MSNBC Host" was always a crowd-pleaser.

Best of Best of
Pity not Willis for his troubled youth after Diff'rent Strokes; pity him because Sarah Silverman will never stop providing succor.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Baby Please,I'm not from Havana."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Chocolate milk" can be both a noun AND a verb.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    How Obama gets Harf to stop saying silly shit.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "What'chu talkin' 'bout, Will.... oooh, that's what'chu talkin' 'bout! Yeeeeeaaaaah!"

Best of The Expendable
    D'Shawn is living vicariously through Muffy.

Best of Dr. Doom
Suddenly everywhere across the time-space continuum an infinite number of Dawns' heads explode simultaneously causing an immediate increase in the IQ of the multi-verse...

Best of USMC2841
    Once Bill heard he may be back in the oval office he hired the folks at American Idol to screen the interns.

Best of Submariner
    You know how to whistle, don't you, sugar? Just pucker up your lips and blow...
    Me.

Best of Rodney Dill
    "OK... you can open our eyes now."

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nat King Cole:
"Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa
Men have named you
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile
Is it only cause you're lonely
They have blamed you
For that...strangeness in your smile..."

Anonymous said...

Pity not Willis for his troubled youth after Diff'rent Strokes; pity him because Sarah Silverman will never stop providing succor.

Anonymous said...

The "I Dream of Jee'me" pilot rejected by the network, which greenlit "Benson" instead.

Anonymous said...

Now Hum

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Baby Please,I'm not from Havana."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Chocolate milk" can be both a noun AND a verb.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How Obama gets Harf to stop saying silly shit.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

passed the massage parlor audition....

Kaptain Krude said...

"What'chu talkin' 'bout, Will.... oooh, that's what'chu talkin' 'bout! Yeeeeeaaaaah!"

wv: oratory

The Expendable said...

D'Shawn is living vicariously through Muffy.

The Expendable said...

ORA: In the remake, Audrey misses Terrell instead of Jack.

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly everywhere across the time-space continuum an infinite number of Dawns' heads explode simultaneously causing an immediate increase in the IQ of the multi-verse...

Anonymous said...

NNnnnom nom nom nom nom

Dr. Doom said...

Jermichael rejects another candidate because she did not opt for the jumbo sized frozen treat...

USMC2841 said...

Once Bill heard he may be back in the oval office he hired the folks at American Idol to screen the interns.

Kaptain Krude said...

"There's just something I finds attractive about that white girl."

Submariner said...

How many licks DOES it take to get to the creamy center of a chocolate Whoopsie Roll?

Submariner said...

You know how to whistle, don't you, sugar? Just pucker up your lips and blow...




Me.

Rodney Dill said...

"OK... you can open our eyes now."

Rodney Dill said...

It's trwooooo... it's trwooooo