Sunday, April 26, 2015

Boob Check



1. "Got Milk? Yeah, I guess so."

2. Mary Kay LeTourneau was flattered by the attention.

3. "Ah, good. Right where I left 'em!"

4. "Nice nipple ring, mom. Goes great with your biker tattoo."

5. "Bandages? I guess Hillary got rough last night, huh."

Best of Dr. Doom
    A young Dub... oh screw it... you know the rest.

Best of Mac
    Where do we send his "Luckiest Boy of the Week" award to?

Best of Best of
    That lump of Jonathan Lipnickoma could be fatal

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "You'll shoot your eye out!"

Best of The Expendable
    A young Al Jolson is inspired to write his greatest song. Of course, the prudish sensibilities of the day would force him to change the spelling of some of the lyrics.

Best of Rodney Dill
    My God, It's full of stars.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Hmmm, Mom's wearing the nipple clamps again," thought Little Billy, "Guess I'd better find my ear plugs before bed..."

Best of Submariner
    "Hey good looking; I'll be back to nuzzle you later!"

18 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

A young Dub... oh screw it... you know the rest.

Mac said...

Where do we send his "Luckiest Boy of the Week" award to?

Anonymous said...

The kid has a fascination with the ancient step pyramids of Maya

Anonymous said...

Damn, baby, them titties be off the chain--no, really, that chain is doing nothing to stop the sagging.

Anonymous said...

That lump of Jonathan Lipnickoma could be fatal

Anonymous said...

Lisa Lampanelli never could resist that Nation of Islam uniform; she even swathed her favorite pocket rocket in it

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

The Expendable said...

A young Al Jolson is inspired to write his greatest song. Of course, the prudish sensibilities of the day would force him to change the spelling of some of the lyrics.

somejoe said...

Been there. Done that.

Whacko said...

"You know, kid, you're really tall for only being six years old."

Rodney Dill said...

My God, It's full of stars.

Rodney Dill said...

Know how to make a milkshake?

Dr. Doom said...

"Hmmm, Mom's wearing the nipple clamps again," thought Little Billy, "Guess I'd better find my ear plugs before bed..."

Submariner said...

♪Mammories, of the way we were...♪♫

Submariner said...

"Hey good looking; I'll be back to nuzzle you later!"

Anonymous said...

Kid hunts for easter egg on play station

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "NOM... Nom... nom..."