Wednesday, April 29, 2015

No Riots in the Magic Kingdom

Schneider

1. Quentin Tarantino's Snow White.
 2.  "Remember Kids, Don't do what Snow White does; keep your finger OFF the trigger unless you are ready to fire." - NRA Safety Tip.
3. "And it fires 30 magazine clips per second!" - Any given Democrat or media commentator.
4. I like new ending to Snow White better...
5. Why Baltimore's Disney Store wasn't looted.

Best of The Expendable
    "Say hello to my other little friend."

Best of Dr. Doom
"Kids today's program is brought to you by the letters A and R and the number 15". If PBS were run by the NRA...

Best of The Expendable
    Snow White's AR had a 30 rounds in the magazine, but she only needed seven.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ever since Far Away Land legalized concealed weapons permits, no one's heard a peep from a single evil stepmother, stepsister, or witch.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Hey man, Disney bought the rights. They can make Stormtroopers look like whatever they want.

Best of dadoctah
    "Who's fairest of them all now, bitch?"

Best of metalgarth
    Guards at the "Tomb of the Unknown Dwarf" take the job pretty seriously

Best of Submariner
    Call me crazy but the guards at Camp Climax get me kinda hot...



29 comments:

The Expendable said...

After hearing one too many "Hi, ho" from the dwarves, Snow White loses it.

The Expendable said...

"Say hello to my other little friend."

Dr. Doom said...

"Kids today's program is brought to you by the letters A and R and the number 15". If PBS were run by the NRA...

Dr. Doom said...

The San Francisco Cadre of the National Guard arrives in Baltimore...

The Expendable said...

Snow White's AR had a 30 rounds in the magazine, but she only needed seven.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You should lock a gun like that safely away. You wouldn't want it getting into the hands of a miner.


The Expendable said...
"Say hello to my other little friend."
<-- Oh, nice!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ever since Far Away Land legalized concealed weapons permits, no one's heard a peep from a single evil stepmother, stepsister, or witch.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey man, Disney bought the rights. They can make Stormtroopers look like whatever they want.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Reality sunk in... Todays kids were more interested in movies with car chases, shimmering vampires and CGI. Snow placed the barrel between her rosey lips, pulled the trigger and, like a snowflake, melted away.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

If only she had gotten there sooner, she could have saved the eighth dwarf, Melancholy

dadoctah said...

"Who's fairest of them all now, bitch?"

Rodney Dill said...

In an unprecedented move, Hillary Clinton has already hired a White House Chief of Staff.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Wir Suchen Dich"

(translate it)

Anonymous said...

this is disney if you don't tow the line

metalgarth said...

Guards at the "Tomb of the Unknown Dwarf" take the job pretty seriously

metalgarth said...

Let me guess.... Disney just bought out Samuel L. Bronkowitz Studios too.

John Schneider said...

Apples? We don't need no stinkin' apples!

John Schneider said...

Snow White Revisited, directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Dr. Doom said...

In the face of years of Obama Administration leadership, the US Armed Forces were forced to alter boot camp programs across the board. B!tch slapping has now replaced bayonet practice, and close order drill is way more FABULOUS than it used to be. On the plus side we are still able to defeat the French, well maybe...

Submariner said...

Uncle Walt took staying inside his crowd control ride waiting lines seriously.

And by "seriously" I mean REALLY seriously.

Submariner said...

Still 100's of times more believable than Obalama-ding-dong shooting skeet.

Just sayin...

Submariner said...

Looney Tunes has Elmer Fudd hunting rabbits with a double barrel 12 gage.
Disney has Snow White hunting pretty much whatever she wants with a high capacity magazine in a semi automatic.
Guess which I'd have on my team?

Submariner said...

Call me crazy but the guards at Camp Climax get me kinda hot...

Mr Hankey said...

Samsung finally finds an ally to help them with Apples.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Before we go all the way Snow, do you have any, you know... protection?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"It is Saturday and the Thursday babe is MIA... Go, Disneybot, bring me the head of V the K!"

Submariner said...

Everything is hunky-dorey in the Magic Kingdom motel until she starts singing "It's A Small World." And laughing. And pointing.

IYKWIMAISTYD

Kaptain Krude said...

"I know what you're thinking. Did I fire thirty shots, or only twenty-nine? Well, in all of the confusion, I kind of lost track myself. So the question you gotta ask yourself is: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you feel lucky, punk?"

Dirty Harry is rebooted as Dirty Harriet. The guy who played Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight is selected to play Sondra Locke's part. Fans are confused, but intrigued.