Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Once you have seen it, you cannot un-see it.


1. German man is the Jocelyn Wildenstein of penises.

2. Andrew Sullivan once thought there was a hole in his life that nothing would ever fill.

3. [Insert Tax Day under Obama metaphor here.]

4. Harry Reid's facial injuries explained.

5. Bizarre sex fetishes are to Germany what drug-involved shootings related to domestic relationships are to Florida.

Best of Verdoppeln Sie die U
    √úberkompensation

Best of Submariner
    Once he entered the Blue Oyster, it became a table, IYKWIMAISTYD...

Best of Submariner
    Ja, Liebkin; You vant a real man, not some puny liddel brown sukkah. I'm a man vat vill pump, YOU up!

Best of Submariner
    Hugh Jackman's latest roll really takes him out of his comfort zone, eh?

Best of Dr. Doom
Ang Lee's remake of The Spy Who Loved Me was disturbing but very well received in San Francisco...

Best of Best of
    Now that disney owns staR warS,
    Dark Helmets origin can be explained

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Hillary's is bigger.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    New Mad Max = pass.

Best of Dactyl
    What Mal Reynolds does on his days off is nobody's business but his.

18 comments:

Verdoppeln Sie die U said...

√úberkompensation

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks.

Submariner said...

Once he entered the Blue Oyster, it became a table, IYKWIMAISTYD...

Submariner said...

Ja, Liebkin; You vant a real man, not some puny liddel brown sukkah. I'm a man vat vill pump, YOU up!

Submariner said...

Hugh Jackman's latest roll really takes him out of his comfort zone, eh?

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Spy Who Loved Me was disturbing but very well received in San Francisco...

Dr. Doom said...
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Anonymous said...

Now that disney owns staR warS,
Dark Helmets origin can be explained

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner?!?.... NOOOO!!!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Perhaps Billy Ballsac there is merely headed for a bowling tournament?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hillary's is bigger.

Son Of The Godfather said...

James prayed he would not be "outed" as a TSA agent amongst his circle of friends.

Son Of The Godfather said...

New Mad Max = pass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"The package? Hey man, a gerbil's gotta breathe."

Rodney Dill said...

Lawyers

The Expendable said...

Until recently, Herr Stutz's cod piece was filled with actual cod. Not surprisingly, it still smells like fish.

Dactyl said...

What Mal Reynolds does on his days off is nobody's business but his.

Anonymous said...

He thought soaking his junk in a fishbowl would really make him feel like a woman.