1. "Shut that brat up or I'm locking her in the box with the Safe School Czar."
2. Now place the child on the altar and I will begin the chant. "Hail, Shub Nuggurath, goat of the woods with a thousand young!"
3. "Oh, come on, you pussy. I didn't hit you that hard."
4. "Oh, stop bitching. The soft spot on her head absorbed most of the impact."
5. "Hey, is it my fault the little shit can't deal with life's harsh realities?"
Best of Best of
She does not want to be held close to tiny dancer, seamstress for the band
Best of jimmy
"No, mommy, don't make me vote for him again. He scares me!"
---Chicago elections are unlike any other in the nation
We'd better get back because it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly.