Monday, April 06, 2015

Rahm Meets the Voters


1. "Shut that brat up or I'm locking her in the box with the Safe School Czar." 

2. Now place the child on the altar and I will begin the chant. "Hail, Shub Nuggurath, goat of the woods with a thousand young!"

3. "Oh, come on, you pussy. I didn't hit you that hard." 

4. "Oh, stop bitching. The soft spot on her head absorbed most of the impact."

5. "Hey, is it my fault the little shit can't deal with life's harsh realities?"

Best of Best of
    She does not want to be held close to tiny dancer, seamstress for the band

Best of jimmy
    "No, mommy, don't make me vote for him again. He scares me!"
    ---Chicago elections are unlike any other in the nation

Threadwinner
    We'd better get back because it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly.

 

11 comments:

The Expendable said...

Upon meeting the Mayor, little Jessica has a vivid flashback to meeting the Easter Bunny twins last week.

Anonymous said...

She does not want to be held close to tiny dancer, seamstress for the band

Anonymous said...

He said, "never let a good cry, sis, go to waste."

Anonymous said...

Kissing hands and shaking babies on the campaign trail

Anonymous said...

A true Obama acolyte doesn't just clutch himself at the sight of a troubled youth, Rahm; he hand picks them for their growing pains and confusion.

Anonymous said...

Rahm never could correctly follow Obama's leadership on grooming tomorrow's cream of the crop--dammit, Rahm, it's boys. You're only supposed to bugger the boys.

jimmy said...

"No, mommy, don't make me vote for him again. He scares me!"

---Chicago elections are unlike any other in the nation

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Little Sally just heard about Rahm's 'First Born' tax policy...

Anonymous said...

We'd better get back because it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the results are in...

Anonymous said...

So I bunched my necktie up into a little ball, and tried to put that little ball right in her mouth--what of it? Oh, is that camera rolling?