Wednesday, April 08, 2015

That's No Teleprompter


Best of Best of
   ....and then the greedy old white men took away the opportunity for all blacks and women to ever become anything in America.

Best of The Expendable
    "...and then the... umm... the evil white police officer told the... young Michael to... umm... to get off the street. Young Michael said... umm... he said, please sir, I'm on my way to visit my... umm... visit my grandmother and bring her some chicken soup and some... umm... some Swisher Sweets."

Best of Jay Guevara
    "Feets, do yo' stuff!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    The college records finally unsealed, Barack is forced to present his thesis on Constitutional Law.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The President was caught off guard by Billy's question; "How can you be such a stuttering clusterf**k of a miserable failure?"

Best of Steve O
    What the Iranians see every day. And the Russians. And the Cubans. And the Syrians...

 Best of Dr. Doom
    President: "And then the big bad wolf, um... Bob the teleprompter is frozen again..."
    Tech: "For the twelfth. time sir, that is not a teleprompter - you have to turn the page."
    President: "But then it will be upside down won't it?"

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

....and then the greedy old white men took away the opportunity for all blacks and women to ever become anything in America.

The Expendable said...

"...and then the... umm... the evil white police officer told the... young Michael to... umm... to get off the street. Young Michael said... umm... he said, please sir, I'm on my way to visit my... umm... visit my grandmother and bring her some chicken soup and some... umm... some Swisher Sweets."

Anonymous said...

Child recognizes him from South Park episode, addresses question to President Chicken Fucker

Anonymous said...

Mister President, what should the black community do to resolve its unwed Johnny Appleseed problem?

Jay Guevara said...

"Feets, do yo' stuff!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"And then, the eeeeeeevil Rethuglicans came along and killed the good President Lincoln because he fought for YOUR rights, chillun! And that is why you will be glad to lay down your lives for your President, aren't you, chillun?" Barry Soetoro's grasp of Constitutional law was matched only by his grasp of American history.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Wot, no M'Chel jokes??

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well - the puppet thinks he's a real boy

Anonymous said...

Jeff Dunham's Achmed puppet rendered in flesh and innocents' blood

Son Of The Godfather said...

The one time everybody was rooting for the bees.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"BRAAAAAAAAAIIIINS!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The college records finally unsealed, Barack is forced to present his thesis on Constitutional Law.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The President was caught off guard by Billy's question; "How can you be such a stuttering clusterf**k of a miserable failure?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Joe!!! Give that pacifier back!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"To Serve Man... It's a COOKBOOK!"

The Expendable said...

SotG: Laxitive... HAHAHA!!! Genius! :)

Steve O said...

What the Iranians see every day. And the Russians. And the Cubans. And the Syrians...

Dr. Doom said...

President: "And then the big bad wolf, um... Bob the teleprompter is frozen again..."
Tech: "For the twelfth. time sir, that is not a teleprompter - you have to turn the page."
President: "But then it will be upside down won't it?"

Dr. Doom said...

"No seriously kids, if she gets a look like this on her face, just eat whatever it is she told you to and try to smile," warned the President...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"....and then the Hildebeast announced that she was entitled to replace me!"

John Schneider said...

ORA: Late afternoon shooting for the remake of Police Academy went well.