Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Mandalorian

In honor of the new Star Wars trailer.


Best of Rodney Dill
    Bounty hunter.... I don't even know her.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Y'know, that indestructible armor doesn't do you any good when your boobs are exposed like that." Goofus patiently explained. "Just sayin'."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Please prove you're not a robo... heh, okay, un-robotness proven. Carry on!

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    Here's the $20, skip the massage.......

Best of Kaptain Krude
    If your son notices that she's practicing proper trigger technique before he notices what she's wearing, I've got some bad news for you.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Better lose the armor, I'm about to spray midi-chlorians all over those death stars.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "I'll make your Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary but I want them alive - no disintegrations... of my pants!"

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bounty hunter is bountiful

Rodney Dill said...

Bounty hunter.... I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

Bounty hugger

Rodney Dill said...

Bounty humper

Kaptain Krude said...

"Y'know, that indestructible armor doesn't do you any good when your boobs are exposed like that." Goofus patiently explained. "Just sayin'."

Kaptain Krude said...

Please prove you're not a robo... heh, okay, un-robotness proven. Carry on!

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Here's the $20, skip the massage.......

Double the U said...

Boob-Boob fett, Disney is trying anything to sell the aging Star Wars franchise.

The Expendable said...

Barbara had been searching her whole life for her soul mate. Unfortunately, he was attending a gay pron convention in Dusseldorf.

dadoctah said...

"Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice."

Kaptain Krude said...

If your son notices that she's practicing proper trigger technique before he notices what she's wearing, I've got some bad news for you.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I just unsheathed my lightsaber.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A couple of hours in the sarlacc pit will change a man.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Better lose the armor, I'm about to spray midi-chlorians all over those death stars.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bobba Fit

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's a Star Wars themed brothel in Nevada with biker-chick hookers. It's called the Tattoo Inn.

(Don't ask me how I know)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I'll make your Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Chewie, we're home."

The Expendable said...

Barbara found that two WWII surplus helmets provided superior (and tactical) support.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Spending Friday night captioning a pic of a Star Wars babe... I could have been a founding member of Lambda Lambda Lambda.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I feel a great disturbance in my pants."

Son Of The Godfather said...

A clone we'd like to bone.

Thank you, and good night.
*SOTG drops the mic and walks off stage*

metalgarth said...

ORA: This is what you get when you mail in 4 proof of purchase certificates from Penthouse magazine

Steve O said...

Bobba Fap?
Booba Fett?

Kaptain Krude said...

"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary but I want them alive - no disintegrations... of my pants!"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

I see the new members of Secret Service Security Detail have reported to the Clinton campaign. What could possibly go wrong?

Submariner said...

Alright Ms. Fett; start-a Bobba-ing...

Submariner said...

Use your ship to iron my shirts, babe. There's an extra couple of Federation credits in it if you "starch my sleeve..."