Monday, April 27, 2015

Tonight's one-shot

Schneider

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1. "One more question, Mr. Tyson, what is your position on prison rape?"

Best of Dr. Doom
    Must be tax season again...

Best of Double the U
    Kobe! I'm open!!!

Best of Best of
Sport figures really are heroes to our youth--Mike's got that GI Joe/Bruce Jenner indeterminate sexual organs thing down Pat

Best of John Schneider
    Mike regretted eating Lennox Lewis' children almost immediately.

    "Too speithhhhy, he screamed and reached for the Tucks

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Lemmiwinks!!!"

Best of Lilia Hogard
    Give me a chance to show you how works the first class specialist. Just check globalessays!

Best of     Son Of The Godfather
    The crowd went wild during the finale when Mike shot Hollyfield's ear into the audience.

Best of Nose
    "I can feew it coming in the air tonight..."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Next time, Mr. Tyson, could you just use your finger to point to the bathroom, please?"

27 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Must be tax season again...

Whacko said...

"Gaaaa! This mic smells like ass!"

Double the U said...

Kobe! I'm open!!!


(Alternate Entry, This is position is easier than going through all the "I am not a bot" bull$#!+ to enter a submission.

Submariner said...

There's a metaphor for the LIV here somewhere...

Submariner said...

...and 6 milliseconds later we find out where HE'LL be when his laxative kicks in...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"just let me put the microphone away....."

Anonymous said...

Never ask Mike how he knows about "womb-shifters."

Anonymous said...

What did anyone expect he'd do when asked to present a bouquet?

Anonymous said...

Mike pulls a fierce clinch guard on his arch nemesis, polysyllabic words

Anonymous said...

Mike's interpretive dance of cursive

Anonymous said...

Don King took everything, even his balls

Anonymous said...

The secret move to winning Mike Tyson's Punch Out:
Body Blow! Body Blow! Body Blow!

Anonymous said...

Sport figures really are heroes to our youth--Mike's got that GI Joe/Bruce Jenner indeterminate sexual organs thing down Pat

Anonymous said...

Huh, black really don't butt crack

Anonymous said...

Mike shows the preparation for his upcoming role in the Papillion remake--oops, documents soiled are a plot spoiler!

Anonymous said...

He has trong feelings about Butt-li-more burning

John Schneider said...

Mike regretted eating Lennox Lewis' children almost immediately.

"Too speithhhhy, he screamed and reached for the Tucks

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Lemmiwinks!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The crowd went wild during the finale when Mike shot Hollyfield's ear into the audience.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, Mr. Tyson, how'd you do in the divorce settlement with Robin Givens?"

Lilia Hogard said...

Give me a chance to show you how works the first class specialist. Just check globalessays!

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
The crowd went wild during the finale when Mike shot Hollyfield's ear into the audience.


Nominee for best ofs - Made me snort coffee onto my monitor, amigo.

Nose said...

"I can feew it coming in the air tonight..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

If I say something about a "black hole", will I be labeled a racist?

Made me snort coffee onto my monitor, amigo. <-- This is why we're here, buddy. ;)

Submariner said...

"Ith you lookin for thomething a little diffewent?"

Submariner said...

Thith ITH my happy plathe..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Next time, Mr. Tyson, could you just use your finger to point to the bathroom, please?"