Friday, April 24, 2015

Uncle Joe, Some Children, and Some Vomit.

 

1. "You little bitch, how dare you make me think of Hillary, naked, doing jumping jacks."

2. "Yup, it tastes like dogsh-t, too. Good thing we didn't step in it."

3. "No, no, no, Alisha. This is how a man does the Missionary position. You just sort of lay there and take it."

4. "Now that, my young friends, is a loogie!"

5. Little girl: "I see you had one of M'Chel's school lunches, too."

Best of Best of
That's what I like about these kindergarten girls; I get older, they stay the same age. Also they don't judge me for overindulging in that paste glue

Best of Best of
    B-I-N-G-O and purge

Best of dadoctah
    Girl in plaid skorts thotbubble: "Guess I was drunker than I thought."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Obama Standard Caption #1: "This mess was already here when we got here. I blame George W. Bush!"

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's what I like about these kindergarten girls; I get older, they stay the same age. Also they don't judge me for overindulging in that paste glue

Anonymous said...

The amorality of science and technology: an old pervert with an artificial hip masquerading as a music video choreographer

Anonymous said...

Bob Fosse or fossil amid bobby socks

Anonymous said...

B-I-N-G-O and purge

Anonymous said...

Joe serves with expected distinction in her molester's sercret service

Anonymous said...

Psst, I think that oriental dame keeps giving me sideways glances, but I can't tell for sure--is this mic on?

Anonymous said...

Follicle Follies, now on a gruel tour

Anonymous said...

Gorge Rising, the Clancy novel about US government incompetence you won't be able to put down or hold down

dadoctah said...

I see gym class hasn't changed a bit since I was in school.

dadoctah said...

Girl in plaid skorts thotbubble: "Guess I was drunker than I thought."

Dr. Doom said...

Little Sally: "Entrepreneurs are the backbone of the American economy."
VP (after hurling): "That kind of thinking makes me sick, Sally."
LS: "My thinking is not what makes you sick sir..."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "I don't recall Neil Kinnock throwing up in this instance, but..."

Dr. Doom said...

Disembodied Voice: "Now Drop and Give me twenty maggots..."
VP (gasping and hurling): "Who is that - the voice sounds familiar?"
Bobby Jean: "The Safe Schools Czar plays that recording of Mrs. Obama every morning. She says we have to make weight or heads will roll..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Obama Standard Caption #1: "This mess was already here when we got here. I blame George W. Bush!"

Submariner said...

Little girl; "Isn't that sh!t normally in your pants, Uncle Joe?"

Submariner said...

Veep; "Bend... and Wretch!"

Little girl; "I think you got that quote wrong, Mr. Bidet."