Friday, May 29, 2015

Drinkin and Smokin'



1. And the first meeting of the Young Democrats is brought to order.

2. Jim Henson's Great Gatsby Babies.

3. A young Hillary Clinton hangs out with a young Harvey Fierstein, circa 1912.

4. "So, young lady, I'm guessing this is your first time at Rosie O'Donnell's annual Naked Lesbian Picnic."

5. From the way she's chugging that fifth of Jim Beam, one supposes that whatever Hillary did to her was far more traumatic than the brutal anal sodomy Harry Reid inflicted on the young lad.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    "Of course I drink, my boyfriend smokes cigarettes instead of smokin' me!"

Best of dadoctah
    The Greater Portland Boys & Girls Club needs your support.

Best of Best of
    Rachel Maddow's bff just couldn't wash that taste out of her mouth.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Looks like two more young Millenials just got a peek at the national debt...

Best of GregMan
    Boy: "Yep, that Proactiv sure was a game changer."

Best of The Expendable
    "Hey Claire, my Uncle Bill told me about this really neat thing you can do with a cigar. Wanna try?"

Best of The Expendable
    Little Johnny: "Susie, don't you smoke after sex?"
    Little Susie: "I don't know. I've never checked."

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Put that down and take a letter, Betty. 'One more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian.' Read that back to me once you sober up."

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    Susie just discovered that Johnny will grow up to be Pajama Boy......

Best of Submariner
    We'll return to "Maureen Dowd; The early years" on Oxygen after these messages from our commercial sponsors...

Best of Submariner
    "So whaddaya think, Babs? Should I have my foreskin pierced or not?"

22 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Of course I drink, my boyfriend smokes cigarettes instead of smokin' me!"

dadoctah said...

The Greater Portland Boys & Girls Club needs your support.

Anonymous said...

Rachel Maddow's bff just couldn't wash that taste out of her mouth.

Anonymous said...

Pip has more than Great Expectations; he has the gumption and the gallons of cheap swill to git 'er done.

Anonymous said...

Do you expect her to talk?
No, Mr. Bond. I expect her to cry rape.

Kaptain Krude said...

The young Democrats need to get psyched up before reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Anonymous said...

It's 2015 and you just found out about
all the government spending and waste
that you have to pay for....

How would you react?

Kaptain Krude said...

"But Mr. Frank," young Johnny interjected, "I don't think this is how you play Pee In The Cup."

"Shut up and keep holding that," Mr. Frank snarled as he reached for his zipper.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like two more young Millenials just got a peek at the national debt...

Dr. Doom said...
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GregMan said...

Boy: "Yep, that Proactiv sure was a game changer."

GregMan said...

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect her to pass out."

The Expendable said...

"Hey Claire, my Uncle Bill told me about this really neat thing you can do with a cigar. Wanna try?"

The Expendable said...

Little Johnny: "Susie, don't you smoke after sex?"
Little Susie: "I don't know. I've never checked."

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Dr. Doom said...

Young Republicans have come up with a fun way to narrow the crowded field - get hammered and spin the bottle...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Put that down and take a letter, Betty. 'One more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian.' Read that back to me once you sober up."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

as Johnny smokes before he pulls his pants up, Susie tries to get the taste out of her mouth.......

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Susie just discovered that Johnny will grow up to be Pajama Boy......

Submariner said...

We'll return to "Maureen Dowd; The early years" on Oxygen after these messages from our commercial sponsors...

Submariner said...

"So whaddaya think, Babs? Should I have my foreskin pierced or not?"

Submariner said...

Girl's thawt bubble; "I'm TIRED< of waiting for ennui to release me..."