Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, Perverted Monor Edition

Chronos von Wunderschwein


1. "What cruel hoax is this!!"

2. "And no one cares that I'm desecrating this stature of Sacajawea? Cool."

3. And another male oppressor "rapes" all women --- according to every college SJW in the world.

4. "It actually is a bottle, my moms are very avant-garde."

5. "Baby's first erogenous zone," a new collector plate from the Safe School Czar collection.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is a Sondra Fluke joke here but I am too tired.

Submariner said...

NOM
Nom
nom...
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chronos z. wonderpig said...

Baby: "chocolate milk??"

Anonymous said...

Baby has a glazed look in his eyes

Anonymous said...

Chewbaca, we're home.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna suck the life outta this tit!

Anonymous said...

our chi-com milk is fortified with granite unlike your western calcium pussy juice

Anonymous said...

Baby Sisyphus pushes rock hard nipples eternally up a mound in foreplay Hell

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, these water fountains are so weird here in San Francisco."

Anonymous said...

A kid who knows how to get Ready fo Hillary! Motorboat that fossil like your life depended on it, kid

Anonymous said...

A boost up from munching box

Anonymous said...

Tuffskins hardens a man to where all he wants is to latch onto the toughest of skin

Dr. Doom said...

The Essence of Liberalism, a performance art piece brought to you by the EIB Network...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "...talk about your rock-hard nipples..."