I trust monors can do better than the weasels did...
1. "Where de... Oh, there they are."
2. "Seriously, the guy's so dumb he falls for the pull my finger trick every time."
3. "Let's just say at Camp Climax... I'm what's known as the 'head' counselor."
4. "See those people behind the counter working minimum wage? Give us another year, and they'll all be replaced by illegals working for half the minimum wage."
5. "Say, why don't we slip into the ladies room and I'll show you how I got my nickname, 'Plugs.'"
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Barry "why does he get all the women? Oh wait, I'm gay"
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Whoa, did you see that? Over there! Whew, that was close--it almost hit us. My heart's racing. How about I check yours?
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"...and right over there is the window that the Kenyan thought was a door to the East Wing..."
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You ought to see the ceiling fresco in the Oval Office; it's best viewed while lying on some desk they put in there.
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Look over there while I see how close I can get my hand to your tit.
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"... so then, I was parking my Ferrari (you can see it over to the left there if you squint a little bit) out in front of that big White House (which we call the White House) and I was telling my butler (that's him over there by the door) that we really need to have somebody clean the pool ever since that one girl nearly drowned (lucky they hadn't revoked my C.P.R. card yet) and - Hey, has anybody ever told you you look a little bit like Nancy Pelosi?"
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"When he gets upset, we call him Django: Unhinged... He's right behind me, isn't he...:
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"I just loved it when you and that Keemo Reid kid drove that bus across town and mowed all those people down! Makes me want to be a bus driver!" ---Obama can barely contain his disgust as Joe Biden once again mistakes some random person for Sandra Bullock. Shortly after this photo was taken, the woman kneed Biden in the groin and fled for her life.
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"That's right, Toots, right through the front door! That's how I got the Jehovah's Witnesses to stop coming to my house."