Friday, May 08, 2015

Gigitty

I trust monors can do better than the weasels did...


1. "Where de... Oh, there they are."

2. "Seriously, the guy's so dumb he falls for the pull my finger trick every time."

3. "Let's just say at Camp Climax... I'm what's known as the 'head' counselor."

4. "See those people behind the counter working minimum wage? Give us another year, and they'll all be replaced by illegals working for half the minimum wage."

5. "Say, why don't we slip into the ladies room and I'll show you how I got my nickname, 'Plugs.'"

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
Barry "why does he get all the women? Oh wait, I'm gay"

Best of Best of
    Whoa, did you see that? Over there! Whew, that was close--it almost hit us. My heart's racing. How about I check yours?

Best of Submariner
    "...and right over there is the window that the Kenyan thought was a door to the East Wing..."

Best of Best of
You ought to see the ceiling fresco in the Oval Office; it's best viewed while lying on some desk they put in there.

Best of Mac
    Look over there while I see how close I can get my hand to your tit.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"... so then, I was parking my Ferrari (you can see it over to the left there if you squint a little bit) out in front of that big White House (which we call the White House) and I was telling my butler (that's him over there by the door) that we really need to have somebody clean the pool ever since that one girl nearly drowned (lucky they hadn't revoked my C.P.R. card yet) and - Hey, has anybody ever told you you look a little bit like Nancy Pelosi?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "When he gets upset, we call him Django: Unhinged... He's right behind me, isn't he...:

Best of jimmy
"I just loved it when you and that Keemo Reid kid drove that bus across town and mowed all those people down! Makes me want to be a bus driver!" ---Obama can barely contain his disgust as Joe Biden once again mistakes some random person for Sandra Bullock. Shortly after this photo was taken, the woman kneed Biden in the groin and fled for her life.

Best of The Expendable
"That's right, Toots, right through the front door! That's how I got the Jehovah's Witnesses to stop coming to my house."

22 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Barry "why does he get all the women? Oh wait, I'm gay"

Anonymous said...

Whoa, did you see that? Over there! Whew, that was close--it almost hit us. My heart's racing. How about I check yours?

Anonymous said...

Cocky before a female photographer's lens and a eunuch's glare, Biden poses a last-man-on-earth scenario to the lady.

Anonymous said...

Brown is a wonderful color--just try telling that to Mr. Bleaches-his-butthole over there

Submariner said...

"...and right over there is the window that the Kenyan thought was a door to the East Wing..."

Anonymous said...

Oh that chalk faced whore betta not be creepin on MY man!

Anonymous said...

Joe's singalong:
Way down upon the Swanee river...
Oh, darkies, how my heart grows weary,
Far from the old folks at home!

Anonymous said...

You ought to see the ceiling fresco in the Oval Office; it's best viewed while lying on some desk they put in there.

USMC2841 said...

Yeah, that one right there with the big white columns. That's my place. Wanna go?

Mac said...

Look over there while I see how close I can get my hand to your tit.

Anonymous said...

I just snap my fingers, and the houseboy back there comes a-running

John Schneider said...

Obama looked on incredulously as Biden told the story for the millionth time how he taught Bill Clinton everything he knew.

The Expendable said...

"Joe, I... umm... I thought I told you to... umm... come down here and pick up... umm... pick up my shirts. That was... umm... that was... umm... over an hour ago!" 

Kaptain Krude said...

"... so then, I was parking my Ferrari (you can see it over to the left there if you squint a little bit) out in front of that big White House (which we call the White House) and I was telling my butler (that's him over there by the door) that we really need to have somebody clean the pool ever since that one girl nearly drowned (lucky they hadn't revoked my C.P.R. card yet) and - Hey, has anybody ever told you you look a little bit like Nancy Pelosi?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Camp Climax? Well, sure, I know where it is! And I'll be glad to help you achieve it... I mean, get there. It's just right over there behind that barn. It's a little out of the way, but we can have a nice private time over there."

Jay Guevara said...

Semi-ORA: "Oh, so DAT where da white women at!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"When he gets upset, we call him Django: Unhinged... He's right behind me, isn't he...:

jimmy said...

"I just loved it when you and that Keemo Reid kid drove that bus across town and mowed all those people down! Makes me want to be a bus driver!"

---Obama can barely contain his disgust as Joe Biden once again mistakes some random person for Sandra Bullock. Shortly after this photo was taken, the woman kneed Biden in the groin and fled for her life.

The Expendable said...

"That's right, Toots, right through the front door! That's how I got the Jehovah's Witnesses to stop coming to my house."

The Expendable said...

"What do ya say we blow this pop stand and go see my pal Chuck? I heard he's got a new set of wheels."

Dr. Doom said...

"..and if I was President we would have a couple of lawn jockeys right out there in the Rose Garden," chortled Joe, "and guess who they would look like..."

Dr. Doom said...

Joe: "Do you see that guy?"
Random Cabinet Wife: "Who? The man wearing worn out clothes and swiping food from the buffet?"
Joe: "Yep. That's a taxpayer. You don't want to be that guy..."