Monday, May 11, 2015

Guess What, M'Chel Is Complaining Again


1. "And I know some of you chalk-faced whores have worked really hard to get to this day..."

2. "And in this racist shithole of a county, crackers are always giving me shit about a black woman taking vacation... like I don't work the other three months of the year!"

3. "Grievance #326... I was promised french fries for this speech, and I ain't had no mutha-f--kin' french fries... Grievance #327..."

4. "And in conclusion, love is a lie, life is a meaningless existential hell, Kill whitey, peace out and good night."

5. "And I want to thank the university administration for finally providing me with a plate that is right-sized to my eatin' shovel."

Best of The Expendable
    M'chelle proudly displays the medal she was awarded in the Flava Flav Rap-Off.

Best of GregMan
    "Kill da joos!"

Best of Best of
    A bitter Captain Pike beeps in anger--and not only when putting its wide load in reverse

Best of Best of
Deacon Jones describes how going upside a linesman's head gives him the edge needed to sack the QB

Best of Kaptain Krude
 "... and in conclusion, ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do... for ME!! Now bring me my supper!"

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

...And the revolution will not be televised

Anonymous said...

'Cause..
♪I'm A Looooser♫
♪And I'm not what I appear to be♬

chronos z. wonderpig said...

since dat racist constitution won't lets Barry be president for life, I needs a new meal ticket - is dat short guy from North Koreas married??

chronos z. wonderpig said...

I asks Barry, when you get impeached can I be the queen of Hawaii? and Barry goes like - no you can't, I already claimed that title!!

The Expendable said...

M'chelle proudly displays the medal she was awarded in the Flava Flav Rap-Off.

The Expendable said...

Thawt bubble: "My hands are soooo big..."

Dr. Doom said...

Vacation announcement in 3...2...1

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"...and after we leave the White House I will star in a new Food Network show - Eating wif da Stars!
Each week I'll take my shovel to a new location....."

GregMan said...

"Kill da joos!"

GregMan said...

"You crackas think Baltimore was bad, waits until I don' gets enough to eats at this here school!"

GregMan said...

"Pulls mah finga!"

Anonymous said...

A bitter Captain Pike beeps in anger--and not only when putting its wide load in reverse

Anonymous said...

Old gal's dais and confused

Anonymous said...

Deacon Jones describes how going upside a linesman's head gives him the edge needed to sack the QB

Anonymous said...

Never shout "testify!" after a sermon about Mumia

Anonymous said...

Arms so toned they've become loudspeakers

Anonymous said...

Michelle's on shrooms again, trying to dial a phone call amid her speech to the rotary club

USMC2841 said...

Let them eat rice cakes!

Anonymous said...

We didn't land on Plymouth Rock--Pop Rocks landed on us!

Anonymous said...

I speak for my people, the forgotten plastic fern and the discarded vinyl ficus

Kaptain Krude said...

"... and in conclusion, ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do... for ME!! Now bring me my supper!"