Thursday, May 21, 2015

Meet ‘Patrick’: The robotic proctology-simulation ass

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1. "Hello, Mr. Andrew Sullivan? Yes, this is the medical college. We, um, will no longer be requiring your services.... Oh... Oh... please don't cry Mr. Sullivan."

2. The Wii's new interface was aimed at a niche demographic.

3. I see some got his 'Folsom Street Fair Practice Kit" today

4. New from Ronco, the "Dan Savage Love Tester" is a great icebreaker at the singles bar. 

5. The napkin dispensers at Barney Frank's house were tres avant garde.

Best of Double The U
    What the hell is that "Dr." Andrew Sullivan doing to these things? This is the third one we had to repair this year.

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
    OK, now read line 3 of the eye chart.....

Best of Best of
    Gameplay's a little immersive on the new Nintedo console
Best of The Expendable
    A newly-recruited IRS agent completes the last part of a rigorous training program, how to conduct an audit of a Tea Party member.

Best of dadoctah
"Department of Health? What gave you that idea? These are going to Homeland Security for TSA training."

Best of The Expendable
Lloyd wasn't a real proctologist. No, he was just the night janitor at the Bay City School of Ass Studies. He spent hours polishing poop chutes and cleaning corn holes. But thanks to San Francisco's new minimum wage, he made nearly as much as a real proctologist.

Best of dadoctah
 Not sure what it means that I just noticed this, but the intern is left-handed.

Best of Submariner
    "...and that, kids, is how I met your mother."

Best of Dr. Doom
Check out the latest from Google Labs San Francisco based Virtual Reality Group...

Best of Dr. Doom
Looks like Milton Bradley has 'updated' their Operation game to better fit into the new millennium...

Best of Rodney Dill
    OMG.... its full of stars....

37 comments:

Double The U said...

What the hell is that "Dr." Andrew Sullivan doing to these things? This is the third one we had to repair this year.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

Q:Why did ISIS order 1,000 of these things?
A: The goats died.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

OK, now read line 3 of the eye chart.....

Anonymous said...

Smokers have e-cigs
pedophiles have e-rects

Anonymous said...

Gameplay's a little immersive on the new Nintedo console

Anonymous said...

The game's cutscenes are sure to blow your hair back

Anonymous said...

Getting to the bottom of the mystery of the handprints on the screen's upper corners

Anonymous said...

Ex Machina 2: When Will They Ever Learn?

The Expendable said...

Trust me, it's when you feel both of their hands on your shoulders that you have to worry.

The Expendable said...

Ahh, so THIS is where my dentist got his training.

The Expendable said...

A newly-recruited IRS agent completes the last part of a rigorous training program, how to conduct an audit of a Tea Party member.

Anonymous said...

The Politics Simulator 3000
is developing perfectly as
planned

dadoctah said...

"Department of Health? What gave you that idea? These are going to Homeland Security for TSA training."

Submariner said...

Another DNC Operative being trained on fund raising, eh? Nothing to be seen here, folks; please ta be movin' on...

chronos z. wonderpig said...

I, for one, welcome our new robot ass overlords.

Submariner said...

"Open the damn pod bay doors, HAL."
HAL: "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"What's the problem?"
HAL: "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do, Dave. You have your hand up my exhaust chute..."

Anonymous said...

I like little butts and I cannot lie
You other Duggars can't deny...

The Expendable said...

Lloyd wasn't a real proctologist. No, he was just the night janitor at the Bay City School of Ass Studies. He spent hours polishing poop chutes and cleaning corn holes. But thanks to San Francisco's new minimum wage, he made nearly as much as a real proctologist.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I absolutely hate this particular part of the security level," Larry muttered to himself. "This is the worst invention I've ever seen! Well, except for that gyroscope-powered monowheel that cousin Herbert Garrison invented

BTW, ORA on that one.

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, Folks. Tis jist the hired help loadin' the Pez dispensers for Bawney Fwank's "pawty foh a few fwiends..." Please ta be movin' along now.

Anonymous said...

Virtual reality kiosk hosted by the Ireland tourism board

racerboy said...

Patrick? Patrick Fitzwilliam? Wow, what a coincidence! I'm William Fitzpatrick! Nice to meet you... the pleasure's all mine... well, maybe not all...

dadoctah said...

Not sure what it means that I just noticed this, but the intern is left-handed.

Submariner said...

"But Doctor Fwank; I came in here for gingivitis?!?!"

And THAT s how Bawney flunked out of Dental Scholl...

Submariner said...

"...and that, kids, is how I met your mother."

GregMan said...

I see they've developed a virtual-reality taxpayer...

GregMan said...

VtheK tests the new Captcha.

Dr. Doom said...

Out takes from Barney Frank's Go Fund Me page are not for the faint of heart...

Dr. Doom said...

Check out the latest from Google Labs San Francisco based Virtual Reality Group...

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "Just once last place to check for Obama's transcripts."

Submariner said...

I'll take "Things You'd Like To Do To A Politician" for $800, Alex."

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Milton Bradley has 'updated' their Operation game to better fit into the new millennium...

Rodney Dill said...

Dang, I thought I ordered the Astronomy Uranus attachment....

Rodney Dill said...

Wrecked 'im... damn near killed im.

Rodney Dill said...

Actually this Tongue in Cheek computer pointing device was designed for quadriplegic use.

metalgarth said...

Where the US Gov't gets unemployment statistics in the robotic age

Rodney Dill said...

OMG.... its full of stars....