Wednesday, May 06, 2015

Mighty Mighty

Schneider

1. The Ugandan Army recently announced plans to up-armor its assault vehicles.

2. One ton of bricks about to be delivered to another American voter who really believed Obama was a patriotic moderate.

3. Pink Floyd's original cover art concept tested poorly.

4. Man's Country unveils its mobile glory hole.

5. Looks like ISIS caught another woman reading.

23 comments:

USMC2841 said...

Some women can't take a compliment. Time to show her that a brick shit house is a good thing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The third little pig wisely paid contractors to construct his house.

V's number 5 cap = pure awesome

Son Of The Godfather said...

Those Freemasons are everywhere.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I hear they're scaling back the budget a bit on the next Ghostrider sequel.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Moments later, he would colide with another bike courier overloaded with Bracs

Son Of The Godfather said...

It would be interesting to see that airbag deploy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ben Grimm's retarded little brother, Timmy Grimm.

dadoctah said...

In between missions with the Fantastic Four, the Thing picks up a few extra bucks operating a paper route.

Anonymous said...

Want to take that smokehouse flavor on the go? Well, now you can!

Anonymous said...

When his wife sees what he brought her, she's gonna kiln him.

Anonymous said...

Before the pilgrims' leadership and concept of land ownership, those transient indians went to absurd lengths to celebrate Thanksgiving every year

jimmy said...

This year's Stones tour looks kind of pre-fab and cheap, don't you think?

Brew-Jay said...

Laugh all you want, but the two little Pygmies who built their bikes from straw and sticks were never seen again.

Dr. Doom said...

Shovel ready project - Kenyan Style...

Mac said...

Now we know why it took 11 years to rebuild the World Trade Center...
Union Labor.

Kaptain Krude said...

"That's right, ladies and gentlemen, this house is priced to move move move!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Just keep moving, Joe, keep moving. Blend in with the background. Nobody sees you. Just keep moving, Joe, and you'll be home-free. Ha! Home-free! I crack myself up! But seriously, just keep moving, keep moving, keep moving. Nobody can see you..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Nothing, just taking my window for a walk. What are you doing?"

dadoctah said...

Ed Begley Jr gets stoned.

dadoctah said...

Adobe update goes horribly wrong.

- or -

Goes to yard sale. Comes home with yard.

Submariner said...

Still; that's got to be at least 75% safer than a Smart Car...

John Schneider said...

ORA

...yeah she's a brick...bike?

Lionel, this sh*t ain't gonna work!

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"Got a flat & missed Ferguson, got another flat & missed Baltimore..."