Sunday, May 31, 2015

Monday Morning Nightmare Fuel


1. Hillary's handlers notes: "Remind Mrs. Clinton not to bite off their still living heads while cackling, 'Take that, you idiot American voter!'"

2. And all this time you thought her fish breath came from Huma.

3. "Normally, people like 'em poached or seared, I never anybody just suck the precious lifeblood out of them."

4. Give Hillary a fish, and she'll eat for a day. Give Hillary a $3,000,000 under-the-table "donation" and she'll let Bill fly out to pedophile island on your private jet..

5. "Um, that was the bait, Hill."

24 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

wait a minute...Hills swallows that thing but Bill still needed Monica????

Brew-Jay said...

Wir Suchen....oh never mind.

Anonymous said...

Rich in Omega Moo fish oil

Anonymous said...

Hatchling swims up shit creek and out of the estrogenary

Son Of The Godfather said...

Evil, but not quite "batshit crazy", even the Goa'uld resist Hillary's attempt to become System Lord.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The sad and lonely demise of Admiral Ackbar.

(it WAS a trap, and she couldn't keep it shut)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We're gonna need a bigger pantsuit."

Dr. Doom said...

Like the current First Lady, the former First lady likes her Gagh very fresh...

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly in the van used by Mrs. Clinton's handlers, the Dukakis alarm begins sounding its slow mournful wail...

Anonymous said...

Same way she got Secretary of State job. If you thought Barack liked old white men, well, at this point, what difference does it make?

Anonymous said...

...."so then, so then I walk in and Monica is on her knees like this..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Brings new meaning to the term "downhill", doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Consumed by its Precious and snapping up slimy fish, Sméagol lost all memory of itself, becoming the Gollum creature we see here.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought she'd be more into clams for some reason.

Anonymous said...

In the competitive eating contest, you could say she'll eat Angela Merkel under the table

Anonymous said...

She out Bidens Biden by telling him about Omega-3's cancer fighting properties.

Anonymous said...

I'll swallow your soul

Kaptain Krude said...

Chelsea stormed into her mother's room, waving a piece of paper. "Mom! What the hell? You told me my younger sister died before being born! What the hell is this picture then?"

And it was then that Chelsea noticed the assembled journalists.

The Expendable said...

Thawt bubble: "Mmm... I love leftovers. I have to thank Bruce Jenner."

Anonymous said...

There are eels within shitheels in this village!

Submariner said...

Ya'll are looking at this backwards. The Hilldawg is hacking those squid things up from her gullet to feed to the minions - like that poor sap beind her left shoulder...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Just try to guess which inter it tastes like most, old girl. C'mon, Hill, you can DO this..."

Mr Hankey said...

On Hillary's upcoming season of The Bachelorette, Andrea Merkel does whatever she can to get the taste out of her mouth from the Fantasy Suite.

The Expendable said...

"Umm, Madame Secretary, when we said those were to feed Shamu, we weren't speaking figuratively."