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ah - that's where she packs the emergency chute!!!!
She wore a raspberry beret,a kind who should mind an Army Navy store
Milky jugs upon their chestThese are women, America's bestOne hundred boobs we'll test todayBut only two worthy of the Red Beret
Parachute to descend ...CheckFlotation devices in preparationfor water landing....Check annnd Check
I'd pack that chute for her.
Webbed camel toe
I sense Special Forces... in my pants.for those of you suffering on the left coast with me, does that not look like former Good Day LA hostesss Jillian Barberie?
How Point Break should have gone down
I'll take "How to confuse the Hell out of ISIS for $500, Alex."
In the re-reboot of "Red Dawn", things only get bloody once a month.
Army's new Golden Knight or Amy's nude, glistening night?
It's common practice to jump tamponBuddy up and get ready for the shock
That silk will be hit, so help me...
Wiggle and jiggle your rig to ensure it's secure
Only baseness can revive base jumping
Thank you for your service.
Mammaries from Heaven
SotG, I'd pack that chute too, but only the main chute. I'm not into packing backup chutes.
How much chute could a chute-packer pack if a chute-packer sported wood?
If she thinks I'm gonna just free fall for her, she has another jump cuming...
While "Don't ask, don't tell" has gone away in Obama's kinder, gentler, less-fear-inspiring military; the special forces still have their ways to determine who's who...
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