Thursday, May 28, 2015

Paratrooper with a Pair 'o Hooters


21 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

ah - that's where she packs the emergency chute!!!!

Anonymous said...

She wore a raspberry beret,
a kind who should mind an Army Navy store

Anonymous said...

Milky jugs upon their chest
These are women, America's best
One hundred boobs we'll test today
But only two worthy of the Red Beret

Anonymous said...

Parachute to descend ...Check
Flotation devices in preparation
for water landing....Check annnd Check

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd pack that chute for her.

Anonymous said...

Webbed camel toe

Son Of The Godfather said...

I sense Special Forces... in my pants.

for those of you suffering on the left coast with me, does that not look like former Good Day LA hostesss Jillian Barberie?

Anonymous said...

How Point Break should have gone down

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'll take "How to confuse the Hell out of ISIS for $500, Alex."

Son Of The Godfather said...

In the re-reboot of "Red Dawn", things only get bloody once a month.

Anonymous said...

Army's new Golden Knight or Amy's nude, glistening night?

Anonymous said...

It's common practice to jump tampon
Buddy up and get ready for the shock

Anonymous said...

That silk will be hit, so help me...

Anonymous said...

Wiggle and jiggle your rig to ensure it's secure

Anonymous said...

Only baseness can revive base jumping

dadoctah said...

Thank you for your service.

Anonymous said...

Mammaries from Heaven

The Expendable said...

SotG, I'd pack that chute too, but only the main chute. I'm not into packing backup chutes.

Submariner said...

How much chute could a chute-packer pack if a chute-packer sported wood?

Submariner said...

If she thinks I'm gonna just free fall for her, she has another jump cuming...

Submariner said...

While "Don't ask, don't tell" has gone away in Obama's kinder, gentler, less-fear-inspiring military; the special forces still have their ways to determine who's who...