Monday, May 25, 2015

SCOAMF in Repose


1. "China White puts me out every time."

2. "ZZZZ... Mmmph... your mother sucks cocks in hell... Zzzzz."

3. "Zzzz... But these are girl panties Mr. Davis... Zzzz."

4. For the next hour, the bastard won't be doing any damage to the country. You're welcome."

5.  "Zzzz... Death to America! Allahu Akbar!... Zzzz."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Mr.Freddy Krueger, it's up to you now...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Well, I was going to suggest dipping his hand in a bowl of warm water, but by the stain there, I see we won't be needing it."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Nothing says "remembrance" like a Memorial Day ice cream shoot followed by a well deserved nap.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Zzzz... A beer, Mr. Tsarnaev? Why that sounds delightful.... zzz"

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "Zzz... A game of solitaire? Why yes, that would be a good way to pass the time...zzzz.... Why look, it's the Queen of Diamonds ....zzz"

Best of Jay Guevara
    "I'll take visual metaphors for $500, Alex."

Best of Submariner
    zzz... smelly, um, smelly pirate, uh, um hookers... zzz

Best of jimmy
Coincidentally, all the other pods from outer space also had that "Change We Can Believe In" posters near them when the victims fell asleep.

Best of Dr. Doom
POTUS: "Oh it has horrible 'chele. there were windows everywhere and they looked just like doors... and a gate but I couldn't get my umbrella through... and I couldn't find my tiara... and Putin was mean to me..."

Best of Steve O
    "I'm a better napper than any of my advisers..."

33 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Oh... what a let down - for a minute there I thought our long national nightmare was over...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Zzzz... why, hello... zzzz... why, hello there, um uh, was it Patrick, was it? zzz... why yes, I would like that..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mr.Freddy Krueger, it's up to you now...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, I was going to suggest dipping his hand in a bowl of warm water, but by the stain there, I see we won't be needing it."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ah... the strategy to fight ISIS revealed!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who'd a thunk that one Xanax could save the world?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Come on guys, lay off... he finished the whole beer!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nothing says "remembrance" like a Memorial Day ice cream shoot followed by a well deserved nap.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Zzzz... A beer, Mr. Tsarnaev? Why that sounds delightful.... zzz"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Zzz... A game of solitaire? Why yes, that would be a good way to pass the time...zzzz.... Why look, it's the Queen of Diamonds ....zzz"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "zzz... Nor would I ask of any fellow American, in defense of his freedom, that which I would not gladly give myself: my life before my liberty!.... zzzz"

The party lasted for a week.

Kaptain Krude said...

One final one from that movie (ORA): Zzz... Why yes, it has been said that Barack Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being ever known in anyone's life ever.....zzz"

Jay Guevara said...

"I'll take visual metaphors for $500, Alex."

Submariner said...

I'm sure the Editorial Board of the NYtwit Times is resting comfortably, knowing that our nation rests in these hands.

Any reasoning life form is scared spitless...

Submariner said...

ORA for mi monor amigos

zzz... smelly, um, smelly pirate, uh, um hookers... zzz

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Anonymous said...

Wanker planker

Anonymous said...

A suite from the Michelle's leathery folds collection

jimmy said...

Coincidentally, all the other pods from outer space also had that "Change We Can Believe In" posters near them when the victims fell asleep.

Dr. Doom said...

Ahh - this explains a lot. Now we know exactly where Mr. Obama got his Asleep at the Switch foreign policy...

Dr. Doom said...

Dreaming of vacations to come...

Submariner said...

Curiously, the grafter that I saw asleep on the sidewalk in Atlanta was also this tone and also had a "Change We Can Believe In" sign near his snoring frame, but he also had a hand-lettered add on that said "But I also don't believe in 'change' smaller than a Grant."

Dr. Doom said...

POTUS: "Oh it has horrible 'chele. there were windows everywhere and they looked just like doors... and a gate but I couldn't get my umbrella through... and I couldn't find my tiara... and Putin was mean to me..."
FLOTUS: "Whatever you have been eating at Man Country - you need to cut way back..."

chronos z. wonderpig said...

zzz....You know, that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is kind of cute!...zzz

Anonymous said...

Obi Wan-sleep Apnea, you're our only hope

Anonymous said...

He wants a crick in the neck because it's the only thing left that can get stiff

Anonymous said...

2007: Dorothy dreams about the Tin Man and the fun they'd have with his oil can, axe handle, and cowardly gerbil-like thing

Steve O said...

"I'm a better napper than any of my advisers..."

Steve O said...

I understand Obama does some of his best work when he's unconscious.

satted said...

Obama's best rendition of the American public...

Anonymous said...

Whose dog shat on this couch? Oh, it's 2007 and we don't have a dog.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Governing the country, Yur Doin' It RONG!