Monday, May 18, 2015
So Long Angsty Period Soap Opera
Remember the first time you watched Mad Men and it was like, "Wow, this is cool, a TV show where they smoke and treat women like crap." And then the second time it was like, "This show sucks, all they ever do is smoke and treat women like crap."
1. And they shared a single thought, "This office needs more beige."
2. "True, one day all of the secretaries will be replaced by email... and internet porn."
3. "You know, Don, if people in this company could stop drinking, smoking, and whoring for five minutes, we could take over the world. If..."
4. ORA: "Well, Megan, if you want to know the truth, I'd rank you better than the wife of the potato chip guy but not as good as my daughter's teacher."
5. ORA: "Did you hear about that trainwreck in Philadelphia?" "When did Betty go to Philadelphia?"