Monday, May 18, 2015

So Long Angsty Period Soap Opera


Remember the first time you watched Mad Men and it was like, "Wow, this is cool, a TV show where they smoke and treat women like crap." And then the second time it was like, "This show sucks, all they ever do is smoke and treat women like crap."

1. And they shared a single thought, "This office needs more beige."

2. "True, one day all of the secretaries will be replaced by email... and internet porn."

3. "You know, Don, if people in this company could stop drinking, smoking, and whoring for five minutes, we could take over the world. If..."

4. ORA: "Well, Megan, if you want to know the truth, I'd rank you better than the wife of the potato chip guy but not as good as my daughter's teacher."

5. ORA: "Did you hear about that trainwreck in Philadelphia?" "When did Betty go to Philadelphia?"

8 comments:

chronos z. wonderpig said...

"You know, desks have other uses....."

Submariner said...

"Sorry, Don; when you said you wanted me to take a bit of dick-tation, I naturally assumed..."

GregMan said...

"Sure, I could stay here, in this fancy office, making tons of money, banging hot secretaries, but I think I'll go be a hippie instead!"

And yes, I did watch the last episode.

GregMan said...

"Young lady, I think you have the perfect qualifications to be Hillary Clinton's personal assistant!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Woman, I told you to make me a sammich. And now you come back into my office without a sammich in sight, but I can definitely smell the tuna fish. Now show me that fish!"

Anonymous said...

Ugh, bad '00s CGI

The Expendable said...

"I'm thinking of a new campaign for Macy's... 'Women's clothing, half off'. What do you think?"

Submariner said...

"I'm having an 'angsty period,' Don. What the hell did you THINK my problem was?"