Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Sometimes She Forgets Her Broom


1. "Look at my booger everyone!"

2. That Twilight Zone episode could have been a lot more terrifying if William Shatner had looked out of the plane and seen... this.

3. "We realize you have a choice in flying options... and you made a bad one."

4. Hillary's campaign jet, The Flying Sybian, departs for another day of scripted questions from hand-picked Democrat stooges.

5. "Airplane always make me excited; ever since my first lesbian affair with Amelia Earhart. Of course, I had to make sure she'd never tell anyone."

Best of jimmy
    Where's that Bosnian sniper fire when you need it most?

Best of chronos z. wonderpig
After this flight USA Jet Airlines painted over the "Welcome Aboard"

   Best of The Expendable
Grasping it firmly in her clenched fist, the scorned wife holds it up and screams at her bloodied husband, "You'll never see Little Willy again!"

Best of BPatMan
    I'm wearing my Depends ... and I'm ready to fly!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    Hey, anybody wanna whiff of Huma?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    If the camera "adds ten pounds", there must be a group of asian tourists close by.

Best of Best of
    Wronged grandmother wanders aboard, recalling Wright brothers with whom she scored

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Better, better, Mrs. Clinton, you're doing much better," the commercial producer said over the intercom. "It's definitely an improvement over the last hand gesture that you gave the audience. But maybe, this time, you could go with our original idea of just a hand wave? Please, Mrs. Clinton?"

27 comments:

jimmy said...

Where's that Bosnian sniper fire when you need it most?

The Expendable said...

True, the Global Warming Summit is only being held across town, but Mistress Rodham hates the traffic on the Golden State Freeway.

chronos z. wonderpig said...

after this flight USA Jet Airlines painted over the "Welcome Aboard"

The Expendable said...

Grasping it firmly in her clenched fist, the scorned wife holds it up and screams at her bloodied husband, "You'll never see Little Willy again!"

BPatMan said...

I'm wearing my Depends ... and I'm ready to fly!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hey, anybody wanna whiff of Huma?

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

Mr. Stephenopolous? We're ready for your prostate exam.

Son Of The Godfather said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

A sudden gust of wind.
A heavy airplane door.
Bill can dream.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If the camera "adds ten pounds", there must be a group of asian tourists close by.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Great, another Clinton.
We should just rename it "Heir Force One".

Anonymous said...

Kim Jong Hill

Anonymous said...

Courtesy of Mao's Little Red Travel Booking

Anonymous said...

Pleased Huma's a stewardess at Heir Lingus

Anonymous said...

Wronged grandmother wanders aboard, recalling Wright brothers with whom she scored

Anonymous said...

Hillary thrives in all cleavages--why her eyes positively light up when hearing a Brit talk about some exotic chick named Aluminium

Anonymous said...

"USA Jet Airlines"?! A better name for a Chinese front operation never there was

Kaptain Krude said...

"Better, better, Mrs. Clinton, you're doing much better," the commercial producer said over the intercom. "It's definitely an improvement over the last hand gesture that you gave the audience. But maybe, this time, you could go with our original idea of just a hand wave? Please, Mrs. Clinton?"

Anonymous said...

The Dicked Taker

Kaptain Krude said...

OBRRA (Obscure But Recent Reference Alert): "Hey, Alix Tichelman", Mrs. Clinton shouted above the roar of the airplane engines. "Thumbs up if you want to meet my husband!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Clinton Foundation busted, Hillary returns to her roots as a grifter selling invisible umbrellas to tourists.

USMC2841 said...

I hope the pilot has the fish and Ted Striker's on a different flight.

Rodney Dill said...

I made a big boom-boom

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow! Those broomsticks sure have gotten comfy over the past few years, haven't they?

Anonymous said...

Empress Louse Sue

Submariner said...

I have one word for the handler that suggested to the Hilldawg
that she model her boarding routine after Dick Nixon:


Brilliant!